Wow, to me, God is none of those things. Wait, just hear me out. For some reason you believe God is what all these other people tell you he is, and why should you believe any of them??? Can they back it up with any tangible proof other than their word and the word of others? The Bible wasn't written by God or Jesus, it was written by a bunch of men talking about their interpretations of God and Jesus. Men who were fallible, most likely prejudiced human beings who lived in a completely different time and therefore subject to the "blinders" of those times. Plus the fact that there are many books that did not make it into our modern day Bible, and how do we know that the right ones got selected?
The body and blood of Christ thing is just symbolism (he is the Earth, and grain and grapes come from the Earth) and the general theory today is that the Garden of Eden is just a metaphor.
I guess what it all comes down to is, who do you think God is? If you still don't want to believe in God, then more power to you. I am one of the few that believe that we can all coincide no matter what our beliefs, and I don't believe people get sent to hell just for believing certain things. All I'm saying is that just because you don't want to define your beliefs to the beliefs of other people doesn't mean you need to believe in nothing.