Shinju

I fantasize about winning the lottery, then taking out 100,000 dollars of it in crip new twenty dollar bills, spreading it all on the bed, rolling around in it naked, and then sending a video tape of that to all my enemies.

This game is simple. Pretend you are giving a toddler a completely fake talk about "the birds and the bees" For example: Mommy said I was born under a cabbage leaf and the stork picked me out and brought me to their door step in a bassinet.

I'm not mocking you. If I were mocking you I would change my handle to Xyz, copy your avitar in cyan and make a mockery of all your posts by starting an opposite thread seconds after you post yours. And, well, I never thought I would say this, with all the war and starving children in the world, but you're right. When Mikami Teru's famous line gets translated into something totally gay, dub bastardism becomes a serious problem.

Some guys get hella jealous of that shit though. I watched an episode of My Fair Brady (no, not something I usually watch, I just saw in the previews that there would be hot lesbian action) where Adrian took a bunch of steamy lezbo pics with another girl to give to Chris as a gift, and when she gave them to him, he nearly ended their relationship in his anger. I was like, "ha ha ha ha, you dumb slut."

There are many men into the whole futa thing who do not consider themselves gay. You should get ripped and go to a tranny dance club, they're actually quite fun.

^^ Is that a man or a woman?

OmG, you soooo pwned us all, that's sooooooo sexy, just like a fat guy with a beer gut too lazy to reach for the remote control so he tries to scoot it closer to him with a pillow before giving up and scratching his balls while he resigns himself to watching infomercials.

Your just flexing your fantasy muscle. Don't worry about it.

Okay. I never thought I’d be one of those mid-20’s anime geeks who got angered by sub/dub translation discrepancies, but here I am. Think of this as a testament to my never ending lameness and I completely understand if you must mock me, go for it. Get a gun and relive me of my misery while you’re at it. So I just got done watching the English dub of the episode where Mikami Teru makes his first appearance. I was so excited, only to be let down by the fact that his famous sakujo/eliminate catch-phrase had been translated to the ever so dorky “delete.” I boiled with my geeky fangirl rage and nearly turned off the TV. Eliminate, obliterate, eradicate, anything but delete!!! Okay, I understand that delete is probably a more accurate translation of sakujo, and better shows certain aspects about Mikami’s character, yada yada yada. Someone explained it to me. But can no one explain to me why they just couldn’t use erase instead? I mean, it means the same thing and sounds a whole bunch less lame. And another thing, while I’m here. My famous “they changed the scene before the NOT gay foot rub scene” rant. Yes, you must listen to my ravings!!! The foot rub scene was not gay. Jesus and Judas symbolism blah blah blah. The rooftop scene before it was gay, but you wouldn’t know that if you just watched the dub because they frickin completely changed what they were saying. You can go to deathnote.tv to compare the sub to the dubbed version of the rooftop scene to see what I’m talking about. Yes, as much as I love L on Light fanfiction, I understand that, by canon, L and Light are not gay. But you have to admit, if you watched it, the subbed version on the rooftop scene was kinda gay. There, I'm done. I feel less angry now.

^^ you polluting bastard!!! I am so hot, I come with a warning label.

I lost my soul at the mall once. I had mall security call it over the loudspeaker, but it was gone. I'm just kidding, I don't have a soul.

Errrrm . . . . heh, heh . . . heh . . . I did ask it for a reason . . .

Hey, sweet! I didn't know they had turky legs at Disneyland. And I thought the highlight of the trip would be the $10 churros! Shinju, Raphaella, greenwizard and PorkChopExpress86 on the plane to Disneyland Raphaella: Sooo . . . . PorkChop . . . wanna get this party started early? PorkChopExpress86: Wha'd ya mean? :::Has a mouthful off turkey leg. (Yes, they inexplicably sell them on JetBlue)::: Raphaella: I'm sayin' the first ride I want to ride is th PorkChopExpress. Now let's go to the restroom and join the mile high club! PorkChopExpress86: Idunno, do you have certification that you don't gots the herpes??? Raphaella: Erm, yes, it's right in my back pocket. :::Fumbles around in her back pocket::: Yeah, it's right here. PorkChopExpress86, Raphaella: :::Start making out::: Meanwhile, in the next row over . . . greenwizard: OMG, Shinju! We forgot the Diet Coke with Bacon!!! Shinju: OMG, greenwizard, that's the 18th time you mentioned it. Knock it off already. greenwizard: But Raphella put the idea in my head an now I'm craving it! Shinju: No. greenwizard: BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Shinju: Ergh, fine. :::Unbuckles her seatbelt and makes her way toward the cockpit::: Ten minutes later, the plane makes an unscheduled landing onto a California freeway so greenwizard can can get his Diet Coke with Bacon. The plane takes off again. Raphaella: BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! :::Makes a run for greenwizard's special edition Diet Coke::: ProkChopExpress86: But I thought we were gonna join the mile high club!?! Raphaella: Er, yeah, but maybe we'll sneak off while they're riding the It's a Small World. But for right now, BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Shinju: Let me have some of that bacony Diet Coke. greenwizard: But I thought you were a vegetarian, Shinju? You said you'd never eat meat again! Shinu: :::Glares in the direction of the cockpit and wipes her lips with the back of her sleeve seemingly trying to get a bad taste out of her mouth::: I know, greenwizard, I know. There's a lot of things I said I would never do again. Now hand me that vile bacon drink! greenwizard: But how did you get the pilot to stop??? Shinju: :::Tries to scrape bad taste off of tongue with her teeth::: I dont wanna talk about it, greenwizard. I don't wanna talk about it. Meanwhile, back at Shinju's place: Zyx: I'll get you Shinju! If it's the last thing I do! Oh God! Hanna Montana! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?????????!!!

Mmmm . . . . Inuyasha BDSM . . . I understand about the violence though. Had a fantasy like that about L from Death Note last night. Mmmm . . . . L . . .

It's just a story, don't worry about it. Like I said, BSDM/S&M Inuyasha fantasies are just a part of life. I mean, can you imagine if they weren't, how much that would suck?

^^That's good, I don't think all people are like that though . . .

How mad would you be if you were a guy who had two girl friends who you "like" liked, but instead of liking you they ended up liking each other? Please base your answer on the premise that they refuse all offers to have a hot and sexy threesome with you.

If you're talking about these guys, then yes, yes I am.

Guilty of looking them up, but it never occurred to me to masturbate about it. G/NG: Of playing a mean joke on someone, but blaming the joke on someone else when it went awry.

I am so hot, every time I come home from a hard day of being me, I have to ice my booty because so many people have pinched it.

7246 Is it infinity yet?

Heh heh heh, I guess you can say it's our little revenge against men. Er, unless it's a woman janitor. Oh well.

:::Binds Zyx's wrists and ties him to her bed::: Zyx (nervously): W-what are you gonna do to me??? Shinju: You'll see. :::Takes a CD out of her desk drawer::: Zyx: Wait, what is that? Just what do you think you are you going to do with that? Shinju: . . . . It's my little cousin's Hannah Montana CD. :::Puts the CD in the stereo and sets it on repeat::: Zyx: Wait, what? Are you leaving?!? Turn this shit off! Shinju: Don't worry, I'll be right back. :::Closes door behind her and leaves the house, meeting Raphaella and greenwizard outside::: Raphaella: Are you sure he's gonna be alright in there? Shinju: He'll be fine, don't worry about it. Alright guys, let's go catch that plane to Disneyland!!! greenwizard: Yay, Disneyland! Shinju, Raphaell, greenwizard: Yay! :::Happily skip off arm in arm on their journey to the magic kingdom::: Mwahahahahaha.

^^ Good luck cleaning the lady's bathrooms. You'll know what I mean.

How . . . original.