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Yeah, except they'd just probably make a bunch of crappy Japanese rap music . . . perhaps I didn't think this one through . . .

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Yeah, me too. Women's dirty little secret, we love to watch men get embarrassed over their boners.

7232 Infinity is that feeling you get when you masturbate for the first time.

Yeah, same here. I mean, she dumped you, so it's perfectly acceptable.

Hey, I have a joke. Why did the blond have a bruise right above her belly button??? Because her boyfriend was a blond too!!! Srsly, no offense blonds.

I am no longer aloud to eat cheesecake. Again. Ever.

^^ Eh, porn is better anyways. In real life you usually end up having to deal with the person attached to the penis/vagina. I have never really understood the allure of MPREG.

Heh, heh, Stifler's mom. I was just contemplating the possibility of a thirteen/Cameron storyline (again) and it could SO be canon. Thirteen is bi. Say she and House start screwing around (hey, it's possible) and then Cameron gets jealous and makes a play for House, and thirteen tries to solve the problem by seducing Cameron. Then they could have a hot and sexy threesome going . . . Maybe my views on House are just über warped by my fangirlishness.

If my parents found out I let my boyfriends drive me around while they are drunk/high, I would be in a whole shit load of trouble, and rightfully so. Sometimes I feel I have a piece of brain missing . . . .

If I know you in real life and you are not related to me, I've probably imagined having sex with you. It's just this thing I have . . .

^ Better be good at roasting marshmallows < Is busy building fire and standing by with extinguisher V Will bring the chocolate and the gram crackers.

I feel you on that one.

7226 I have the feeling we'll reach infinity soon.

Three words for ya. Death Note Records.

Hahahahaha! I guess I'm the only person who washes it thinking "what if somebody licks there today???" I also wash my neck and behind my ears, because I like being kissed on the ears and neck. And all of this would be useful if I could ever manage to get laid instead of ditching the guy/girl first, or having to break things off because they "love" me and want a "relationship" or at least want me for their exclusive use while they go out and fuck the world, which I resent just on principal of the matter. But I digress, wash your belly buttons people.

It's hard for people to buy that. Love is just like this thing that warps your reality. At least in my experience that's been the case. Icky stuff. I've never been too receptive to the idea. Never really "fallen" in love, actually. More kind of like "stepped" in it. Hopefully now I have the foresight to look where I'm walking.

Well, if you think about it, there are much dirtier places for people to lick . . .

In girl speak that means she wants to see other people. Seeing as this may be the issue, you should confront her about it outright by asking her if she wants to see other people.

I don't know if I've ever let myself go long enough for my belly button to collect lent. I mean, when I clean it, I never find anything in there . . . I don't know about you all . . . .

I don't feel hot today, I just ate cheesecake. But here it goes anyways: I am so hot, I accidentally killed Iceman when we tried to have sex.

Not guilty. Women don't really enjoy oral sex, that's just a myth. Just kidding. But no, srsly, I love the cock. G/NG: Of fucking with somebody's mind

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^^ Unless you want to, of course

Wow, to me, God is none of those things. Wait, just hear me out. For some reason you believe God is what all these other people tell you he is, and why should you believe any of them??? Can they back it up with any tangible proof other than their word and the word of others? The Bible wasn't written by God or Jesus, it was written by a bunch of men talking about their interpretations of God and Jesus. Men who were fallible, most likely prejudiced human beings who lived in a completely different time and therefore subject to the "blinders" of those times. Plus the fact that there are many books that did not make it into our modern day Bible, and how do we know that the right ones got selected? The body and blood of Christ thing is just symbolism (he is the Earth, and grain and grapes come from the Earth) and the general theory today is that the Garden of Eden is just a metaphor. I guess what it all comes down to is, who do you think God is? If you still don't want to believe in God, then more power to you. I am one of the few that believe that we can all coincide no matter what our beliefs, and I don't believe people get sent to hell just for believing certain things. All I'm saying is that just because you don't want to define your beliefs to the beliefs of other people doesn't mean you need to believe in nothing.