DirtyAngel

Not a brat, I was gonna apologize to you for being silly when you feel bad. Appreciate the pretties though, friken boring here :-/. And who puts the plugs like eight feet from the bed and why can't I use the ones on the bed? So getting stir crazy... Oh and I like muscly elves with swords That didn't come out the way I meant it, but yeah

You have thread YAY! and a twitter account though I've never been on twitter...so yeah...

agreed

not really not if it looks like that

ohhh, look at that gorgeous neck...and those lips! I would so maul her in a heartbeat ...If I wasn't taken of course sorry sweetie, I'll behave

hmmmm she's either a repressed lesbian or he's a closet heterosexual..... it's fun poking a dragon

They just sort of pop into my head

Foriegn Vagina LOL, does it have queen card? I like foreign vagina...well after 16 years I guess its naturalized vagina but you better check your pretty boy for tube sox in her panties

Nope, Lizzie is flat too, but that's so a girl's neck...and even if its a boy, he's purdy

That's a good look for Yorwrath Ok, that vampire elf is mine....that's right, I get her and Val too...i'm greedy

Vampire elves...?

he's a zombie and all his skin is gonna rot off...but he's alive!

updating soon?

uh oh...now Yorwrath and Val have to fight to the death to see who gets to kill Islwyn

Elves are such wussies, see now if you had a pixie, you wouldn't have had a problem with goblins...just saying...

RELEASE THE MOUNTAIN TROLL! ahhhh, what do you mean the butterflies ate the mountain troll?!? Fine, :sigh: release the butterflies...

beware angry Pixies

I know

Just look at it this way Bronxie, he'll be easier to catch when he limps

not Val! Don't make me loose my army of dread monsters on you! RELEASE THE KRAKEN! ...excuse me it's the Kraken keeper..uh huh...what do you mean the troll ate the Kraken? ... Well release the troll then!...what do you mean he has a tummy ache...uh huh, so what do we have?...no way...look, I'm not saying release the butterflies! Um Bronxie? Let me get back to you on that whole monster army thing...

Bring my sacrificial elf back or I'll gnaw off your ankle!

YAY

I wish I knew, but its a crap shoot. No one wants to teach anymore

not unless she bites his nose off and eats it in front of him....hmmm, anyone else hungry?