magusfang

I notice...and when I become emporer of the world, there will be a recconing! Mwahahaha...

If I am required to get THOSE items, I bring one of the girls, even if it's just the four year old!

It is designed after the US economy...so working as designed

The spiders I go after are small and squishy First one I see with a machine gun strapped to it and I quit!

spiders, i'm here to kill spiders

Mmmm, love when they kick in!

I'm living with eight women, "Not counting the dog, Ranging from four to fourty plus...I've been trained long ago!

this thread is so been pirated!

Bah humbug!

yeah? where is four?

1. How about a brief introduction of yourself? Ok, um just me or would you like me to introduce everyone living in my head...they don't want to hear about us...speak for yourself...hey, I wanna be introduced...yeah, me too...HUSH...why, we live here too...ALL OF YOU BE QUIET! Sorry about that...um, what was the question again? 2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with? Uh, I don't actually write fanfiction...um, I write strictly original works...hello? Hey am I in the right interview...hello? 3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write? Um, I just said I write only original stories. Hey, are you listening to me? 4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore? I have several stories going, but my most prolific is a series so yeah, same pairings, and while I may or may not be a whore - I still don't write fanfic! 5. What is your more popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I write originals! So I think my most popular is the In The Grass series. and I think people like that it is more character driven then about the sex scenes...though they aren't too bad if I say so myself. 6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you've written you're most proud of? Now you're doing it on purpose! So my favorite ORIGINAL STORY...that's original, not fanfic...is probably Going Home because its based pretty closely on me and I'm a vain egomaniac 7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with? Easy once I get started it just sort of flows out, so I guess the hardest part for me is getting that first word down 8. Write a few sentences of so of your favorite pairing or character. “Max? Ummm, have you ever been kissed by a girl…Ummm…I mean…like a grown up kiss…ummm…you know…on the lips?” Emma asked shyly and Max just stared as he shook his head slowly. “Emma?” “Yes Max?” “Can I kiss you?” Max asked as he blushed fiercely, Emma was blushing just as hard, and she nodded her head, slowly licking her lips. Max leaned in and gently brushed his lips against hers and she gasped as she felt an electric shock shoot through her body, ending up in her most private of places. 9. Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can't stand or are just sick of? Yeah, I'm not a big fan of all the Harry Potter stuff...that's right, I'm calling you Potter people out! 10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones? For the last time, I don't write fanfic...you're really starting to piss me off now! 11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it? It is the site that shall not be named, That's right, I'm making fun of the Potter People again! And no, I don't go there anymore. 12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write. Hmmm, it would have to be Emma and Max in the Girls In The Grass series...or maybe Amy and Max...or is it Alice and Max....or perhaps Becca and Max....yeah, Max is kinda a man whore! I like whores... 13. What would you call your writing "style"? Third person, with omnicient glimpses, I believe the technically term is rambling mess! 14. Do you read other people's fanfic? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most? No, only one I've read was a FireFly one that I liked,it was calle Retro-Vertigo by Moss-gypsy...but it's been a while Mostly I read Originals such as Vengence by Angeldust, Privateer by Bigman7307 is good and I like Sister, Sister by That-one-guy 15. Name one thing you'd LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do. Yeah, anyone who has read Boy In The Grass can tell you I don't really hold back...so....Maybe a Harry Potter fanfic...hahahaha...oh my god, I couldn't keep a straight face... 16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego? No, just have trouble with someone who keeps asking me about the fanfics I HAVEN'T written! And what's wrong with a bloated ego? It just means there's more to stroke! 17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room? Repairing toaster ovens? A keyboard attached to a functioning computer 18. What inspires you? Actually most of my storylines come to me while I'm sleeping, a few are actually based on my life...oh and Vicodan helps a lot! 19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer? That's it, I'm done...where's the exit? My agent will hear about this! 20. Tag some friends, because they'll have to do it for you! Hey Angeldust Bigman That-one-guy and a nice shout out to Bronx and shunskitten and whoever I forgot...like jelad...

Yeah, I find the mushy chapter really get you brownie points with your significant other... I gotta hurry and finish GITG so I can write my pirate story...heaving breasts, ripping off bodices...ewww, I can hardly wait!

The Privateer by Bigman7303: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600107534

A gentleman never tells...and neither do I

not that kind of training lol, despite what happens in my stories

the nanites control the reproductive cycle, remember they had to reprogram them to get marge and emma pregnant, nadis reprogrammed themselves because she wanted to get pregnant, she had an experimental model

i think she's training me...

Um...I'm gonna go with the nanites have killed aunt flow...yeah that's it...

I think this is god's way of punishing me for writing porn Oh well, at least it's just one...

You'd think...but its amazing how much trouble this little monkey can get into...LOL

the little green pills are for that

You're such a hardass Wench, just wrong taking a man's meds....just don't take the little blue ones, they keep the voices away....

Man, the Mods are so violent here...I like it