magusfang

I would but the only names I recognize are dumbledore and Harry (Potter right?) so probably not a good candidate In fact when I first read it I thought lillys panties were something with pictures of lillys on them... Sorry, still drinking my first bucket of coffee...still haven't drowned the sarcastic MF...(That's short for magusfang...ok, even I don't buy that )

just sayin...couldn't hurt...

ahhh i believe they are called fan poodles here...love that term by the way. so note the shock collar, i say we track the fan poodles down and attach one to each of them... zaps em every time they type, or say, something stupid

I read the reviews, but if you want a quick response, this is the place. 52 almost done, I kinda went on a tangent with it so looks like there'll be a 53

parking lot is soooo sticky though...

So, thought I'd just share this:

Oh, I'm not complaining...I enjoy my dreams Maybe I can get my wife to dress up like sailor moon...WHAT?!?

I'd just shoot her down, but the damn anime people have brain washed me - I expect every cute asian girl to suddenly break out the giant sword or cats with laser beam eyes or some such crap...My dreams are haunted with tiny asian girls kicking my ass...

Magus + = Soon...so soon!

Get back? Dude the girls are here!

Flirting is ok, making it physical is not in facy flirting is encouraged, it helps with repeat business, makes the clients feel special. That's why this company usually send female guards to men and male guards to women...cheap tactic I know, but surprisingly effective. Sorta how the cute flirty waitresses get the best tips.

Two days, all I have to do is dodge her for two days...

So a joke today. An elderly couple were sitting on the porch of their rural home, listening to a faith healer on the radio, "I can heal whatever ails you, all you have to do is believe! Place on hand on the radio and one hand on you affliction, and I will send The Lord's healing power over the radio waves!" The old woman shrugged, thinking what could it hurt? So she placed one hand on the radio and one on her fragile heart. The old man glanced at his wife of fifty years and shrugged as he mumbled, "Oh what the hell?" He placed one hand on the radio and slid one down the front of his pants. The old woman sighed as she shook her head sadly, "Gerald, he said he could heal - not raise the dead!"

I really hate that movie Just like everything else Hollywood puts out: 90 percent crap wrapped around 10 percent half truths

No worries, I love my family way too much to do anything stupid. Although this woman has been flirting pretty hard, I don't usually wear my wedding ring on jobs like this, it just seems to egg the female clients on...weird

Kingston is probably one of my favorite places; Hot, stinks, always seems to be gunfire in the distance...it feels like home

Ewww, DG chopped you, you're famous!

Most of today was sitting in the outer office drinking coffee (Just what I needed more cafiene, but it was really good coffee!) Couple of funny things at lunch, and then mt primary had me escort her into the board room for the afternoon meeting...I think I was being utilized for the intimidation effect, what the hell, not like I had to do anything but stand there and look angry - good at that. I figure tommorow evening will be the interesting part of the job, she'll probably want to go out and see the nightlife, and the nightlife in Kingston has been known to be haqzardess to one's health.

so is chapter 7 close? When do you think chapter 7 will be done? Why are you reading this, you should be writing chapter 7!

Well I tried to download a picture but it's too big, imagine a palm tree, white sand, blue water, little cloudy but the sun is peeking out

Sometimes my job just sucks

No worries, jobs a cake walk...taxi drivers on the other hand...

Didn't think it was bad, could've expanded a bit on the kendra gregory relationship, maybe a bit more graphic in the torture scene...just a bit more blood and gore to emphesize how bad it was for both of them. Oh, and the tombroom scene was a bit clipped, but I suppose you're saving that for later

well i'm here and all is well, as long as the taxi driver doesnt kill us, i am so gonna crap myself here

Sigh, found my old unit patch, ah the good ole days...