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  1. Tough part about writing this Halloween story?   No sex.

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    2. BronxWench
    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Nah, scary is the time of year when my company demands my annual self-evaluation.  :)

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Well I’m sure you’re totes fine as long as you keep NSFW off the company’s comps.

  2. Apparently, the odds of a surprise birth is 1 one 2500 (this is where the mother’s unaware she’s pregnant until labor/baby shows up).  Something I’m researching as I’m reconsidering my existing WIP halloween story.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s not like the first one was a bad idea, it simply had enough moving parts that a oneshot wouldn’t do it justice.  Even my hairbrained idea to “reformat” a multi-chapter story into a single one-shot wasn’t going to cut it anywhere under 45k.  So, the MC gets a reprieve and his sentence won’t be carried out immediately.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m just shuddering at the thought of a stealth pregnancy. It’s bad enough when you know about it. :lol: 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Giving you a spook even BEFORE I post the story, that’s cool :whistle:

  3. Quote

    Overheard a couple of stoned teachers in the staff lounge,” Ruben said, “So you know it’s true.”

    Cracking up as I’m working on my Halloween story…

  4. Trying to focus at work, but my mind’s wanting to write my Halloween story instead!  Oh, the torture.

  5. It’s mortgage FREEDOM day!  One less landlord in my life.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I got to learn how to wire money today as well, so there’s that.  (Cause I figure mortgage firms have been burned taking anything less than a cashier’s check or money wire.)  Now waiting for the paperwork to clear.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Many congratulations! I loved my mortgage freedoms days immensely! :lol: 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      And confirmed it deposited via the mortgager.  This dark period is ending…. and a small shopping spree might happen.

  6. Watching the Expanse.  Imagine having the actor credit of “puking diplomat” on your resume?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      One of my all time favourite “resumé credits” belongs to Henry Cavill… Although his character does have a name in the movie, and is listed as such, he can still put on his acting resumé: “Gay flirted with Robert DeNiro. 

    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      I can totally see some casting director saying, “I need a good puker for this movie. I’m talking someone who can really blow chunks.” And this actor’s agent says, “Have I got the guy for you.”

  7. So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips?  Seems rather pointless.

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      All foodstuff goes bad eventually and legally most foodstuff has to include at least a best by or an expiration date.

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Lifespan of the frozen pizza once I get it home?  Maybe an hour.

  8. YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.  :bounce:  Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      And it turns out the local library’s free wifi blocks AFF (labels it as pornography).  Ditto at work, so was considering getting a VPN to work around the blockage.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Yep, because we are an age-restricted site. 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Not that I was particularly disagreeing, especially at work.  Though we’re not the visual graphic image type, so it should be alright (IMO) to browse (quietly) in a library setting.  (Obviously, a text-to-speech feature might not go over as well...)  However, crisis was averted, so now I can be a pervert in my own damn house!  :)

       

  9. Now is that time to start thinking about those Halloween one shots!

  10. Now at 66666 (AO3) hits on my potter fanfic!  Yay!

  11. “Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Lol, thats what the desert is for :rolleyes:

    2. BronxWench
    3. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      as shultz used to say: i know nothing...NOTHING!!! 

  12. Fifteen hours to SPRING!

    1. Wilde_Guess

      Wilde_Guess

      ‘Bout time.  Vernal Equinox is moving even slower than Vernon Dursley with Petunia’s 14” by 7 “ circumference clitoris up his keister.

  13. :sham: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :sham:

  14. FINALLY!  Only a month late, met my December writing goal!

  15. According to FB adverts, today, I’m apparently a dentist.  Didn’t realize I was so talented!

  16. That moment when you realize your potter fanfic has more posted words than JKR’s books 1-7.  Yeah, I checked--mine’s longer and this Harry’s having a worst time than canon too.

  17. I know some people dis on the daily writing habit, however, I’m finding it quite useful.  In my case, this has become my most overall productive time of the day, squeezed in between when I wake up and when I have to punch into work.  This morning, it was 1.2k, so not too shabby for a work day.

  18. Black’s so overdone as a nefarious color choice.  In my current potter fanfic, it’s now canary yellow!  Really helps distinguish this group from the others.  (The next group in this story will be using bottle green.)

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Yeah, sterile white sounds good, especially when the nefarious group thinks/believes they’re doing the right thing.  Even in my case, the canary yellow group thinks they’re doing the right thing too.  As I re-read the material (rewriting), I did notice a lot of black, however, I think the switch to canary yellow is a *WAY* better decision.

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      For villains, I like to use colors that seem unnatural or out of place. I once wrote a Steven Universe fanfic about a nefarious collective intelligence called the Splinter, which could infect people and control their minds. Infected persons had swirling orange specks in their eyes. I chose orange because it's not a color you ever see in human eyes, or a color that was normally associated with any of the main characters.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I really make my plots complicated.  In my case, it’s not the intention of the canary yellow group to be evil, the canary yellow simply being a close proximity to the Hufflepuff colors around the martyr that’s been chosen, and this group is being tricked/fooled into being evil toward Harry.  Bottle green is by the next group is to (incorrectly) affiliate themselves with Harry, reinforcing the fears at the core of the slander/smear campaign being waged against him.

      In prior drafts, I had both groups in black (ie “dark”).  However, this pass through (of what I hope to be the FINAL draft), the canary yellow simply evolved, and I realized it was more effective than the black had been.  I applied the same logic to the next group, and so they’re going to be in robes of bottle green, to match Harry’s eyes.

  19. YAY!  I’ve finally met my NANOWRIMO (November’s) GOAL!  Yippee!

    1. GeorgeGlass
    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      The game’s been distracting, so haven’t been sinking quite as much time as I’d like into the story, it was otherwise a semi-reasonable goal.  This is also where having a daily morning writing habit helps, because I hadn’t really abandoned that (simply because it’s too unsafe to delve into the game before work), means I’m still plodding along at hundreds if not a 1K per work day.

  20. What sucks is I’m on my second power outage of the day :(

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Dear gods… I’m sorry! :hug:

       

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Luckily, it’s come back (for now), so I made sure to heat up some dinner!

  21. Wishing Dirty Angel another happy birthday!  (Maybe she’ll bless AFF with a visit?)

  22. Like this FB meme going around.  “There are literally NO rules saying your New Year’s resolutions can’t be for evil.”

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      The inverse is also true.

      World Domination can be used for good :spank:

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Good vs evil can be in the eye of the beholder too.  Ends justify the means sort of thing.  Aside from Halloween fics, I tend to write my originals like this, where both sides believe they’re doing good even though it’s interpreted as evil by the other side..

  23. Happy New Year.  May 2022 fare better than 2021.

  24. New Years Resolution: I'm going to strive to avoid making resolutions/goals, I'll only let myself down.

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