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Desiderius Price

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  1. And your parents/family/friends who stumble across your story will also know that you liked them doing carnal fornication, with watersports and tentacles.
  2. Knowing people are reading is great, but also knowing they’re reading your perversions (and enjoying them) is definitely cringe-worthy too.
  3. Note to self, I can’t keep adding inches to this character’s todger every time he visits the hospital wing!

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Not with that attitude you can’t =p

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I do like to stay semi-realistic with sizes, so no forty feet (unless there’s a potion/spell involved).  A few inches is average, and this particular character’s still growing, so he’ll be above average when done.

  4. I’m annoyed because it feels like the only thing visiting my “clean” version of my fanfic on FF.net are bots stealing it – I post, and a half dozen bots lift it inside a day or two; at least one a day after that.  Feeling like I should simply abandon the clean version, and only pursue the explicit version on AO3.  That’d make writing easier, but also jerks around anybody still reading the clean.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Honestly, if I thought it would do any good, I’d say to file daily complaints with FFN. Is it being reposted elsewhere? Perhaps you can file complaints with those sites as well.

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      A google search later, some of the ghost mirrors (mostly), thinking they’re redirects for … countries with more restrictive internet policies.  Plus a (small) blurb on one hacked website. 

      But the aggravating part is simply that it drowns out the real readership numbers, because all I now see in the stats is bot after bot after bot slurping up 700k, no humans (about 300k of new material + 400k of the old yet-to-be-revised).   Until now, I had been trying to maintain  “explicit” vs “clean” versions, carefully marking up my story as I rewrite it (only way, TBH), close to a 3:1 word ratio; but if few to nobody is enjoying the clean, if they’re all enjoying the explicit, then it makes sense to not bother with the clean version given the extra hassle it takes.

  5. I imagine December 2021? Halloween’s not quite upon us, but not too soon to be thinking up of a story. Dunno if I’ll participate, depends on how engrossed I am by my potter story whether I want to risk the diversion or not.
  6. 246 years ago, today, was the Battle of Bunker Hill.

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