Desiderius Price
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Beware the Ides of March! 🗡️
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Happy PI Day everybody. (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)
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Yay! PI day!
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Love this… (from a FB post I saw).
QuoteGandalf returns and his clothes, which were once gray, are now white. This is significant, because dry cleaning’s probably very expensive in Middle Earth.
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Perhaps Gandalf took an inter-publisher sabbatical and visited “Scrubett and Raynce” just off of Diagon Alley? I’ve heard they do good work.
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Happy FOURTH of July for those that celebrate it! 🎆 🎇 🧨
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Fireworks are completely legal where I live... Things are gonna get loud…
Happy 4th everyone. 😅
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I didn’t check if I had any… if I did, I was thinking about starting them at a perfectly reasonable hour, like 4AM.
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Wow… so this post should bump my “rank.” Lets see if that unlocks anything special.
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“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” (from a former coworker of mine)
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There are those moments that make me wonder… Why is google maps putting the dining symbol on a pet shop? Go for the amazing sensation of goldfish squirming on the way down?
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“Beware the Ides of March!”
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Et tu?
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Can’t ask for a better end, dying surrounded by friends
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I may have found this website’s theme song….
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At least for the forensic pathologist, the patients aren’t going anywhere, they’re dying to see you
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My potter fanfic has now crossed the 2Mword mark (on the hard drive, it’ll take more for the online total to cross it too).
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Another random quote
Quote“My ex-wife would need three suitcases for a one-night stand.”
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Well, if I wanted crispy squirrel bits, now's the chance, the squirrel must've loved the transformer.
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How thoughtful that spammers are self-reporting themselves in the “Trolls/Flamers/Spammers” section of the forums… sigh. Can we hang/draw/quarter them?
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We’re bringing back Wicker Man Wednesdays.
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Good. I could be persuaded to stop off for some hotdogs and marshmallows!
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It was Snape's fault, definitely Snape's fault. He forced me to sample my own potion during class, and there were... side-effects. Madam Pomfrey wasn't able to fully sort me out.
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Found the perfect spot in my story to go on hiatus! Right as I’ve got shark teeth pinching down on Harry, nobody’ll mind a three year wait on that, right?
Alternatively, could say eff-it, and kill him outright… THE END! 🤣
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Dunno why my mind came up with this quote, it was there when I woke up...still, be good starter for a story.
QuoteAfter 38 years of marriage, I’m proud to say that my wife is still a virgin.
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...or an opening joke from a Borscht Belt comedy routine. Did you ever visit the Catskills in the ‘60s through the ‘80s? Or, maybe you’re just channeling Rodney Dangerfield or Henny Youngman? In my mind’s ear, I can hear either man saying exactly that on stage.
You could use the quote to open an Al Czervik based Caddyshack fan-fiction.
Cheers!
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It’s provocative to say the least. Maybe the man’s an idiot? Maybe the man’s saying his wife’s too ugly to fuck? Maybe she’s refusing his advances? (And sneakily bopping his sister instead.) Maybe he’s fitted a chastity belt onto her? Number of reasons go through my head, which is about as interesting to the fact the mind spat that out yesterday morning as I woke up.
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Option two would definitely be up Youngman’s alley.
Meanwhile, I’ve been stuck with a Suzanne Vega earworm for the past several hours. And, there’s nothing I can do do do duh do do do duh about it. Not kidding about the earworm, though.
Cheers!
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Reminding everybody that if you find yourself on an alien planet in need of medical treatment, ask for a veterinarian.
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Just make sure they don't throw in the free spay or neuter with your treatment.
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“Please support my petition to license and regulate hair dryers.” – Frosty the Snowman
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The reference…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJiTvthmTU
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2023 recap… On my potter fanfic, 736k written, and 106 chapters posted. On Jefferey, 112k written, 19 episodes posted.
