pippychick

Windows 8 is a pile of cat sick. In fact, I don't think I even want to get used to this. So much so that I'm going to use my old machine to practice installing Linux so that I can stay away from Microsoft altogether, for the rest of my life. And I still have to sort this new computer out. I was looking at bathroom cabinets earlier, so now I'm going to spend the next decade getting them advertised at me everywhere I go, just in case I haven't bought one yet, or want to furnish my whole house with them or something. *sighs*

Thanks for the recommendation, BW... I'll go and try it out now

Mini rant ahead... I like MS Word, I do. I've used it for years and years, and years. I know how to use it, and what all the buttons do. But now it's over. I'm getting a new computer, but I won't be getting Word with it this time because as much as I like it and am used to it, it's not worth a recurring subscription that I'll already be paying over the odds for because I happen to live in the UK instead of the US. Bollocks to you, Microsoft. To be honest anyway, that last version I bought always took bloody ages to start. Incidentally, I took to Google to find other people just as pissed off (like you do) and perhaps in my anger I'm not doing it right but I didn't come upon them right away. They must be out there. It's just a word processor ffs, not a mortgage. There are, of course, certain conditions under which I'd go for a subscription. Say for instance, if it had a kind of new-fangled mind-reading hardware attachment that would sense my half-formed ideas and produce a nice tidy document using my words without me having to think them up. If it could peer into my dreams so that I'd have a nice account of them waiting for me when I woke up. If taking me "where you want today" meant getting hold of a car and driving me to my work/appointment/course. If it could do those things without passing my details onto the NSA (actually, I have no idea if MS does this, but nothing would surprise me, and while I don't really give a toss if "they" know what I had for breakfast on the tenth of May 1997 there some kind of yammering about principles and such). I've put back the new pc to monday, so I'll be trying out openoffice and libre office over the weekend to see which one I like best. In other news, I voted Green and have somehow ended up with a UKIP councillor in my ward, which means that I don't have a councillor, because I don't care what happens to me, I will not talk to fascists about anything. And there's one in the ward next door to the east. And the one next door to the north. Seriously, I live alongside a load of racist, bigoted bastards. I always suspected as much, but it's kind of disquieting to find out for real. We're honestly thinking about moving somewhere else. Let's be clear, this is a political party who want a flat rate of tax for everyone, billionaire's included. The end of the NHS. Charges for GP appointments. Forced sterilisation of the mentally ill. Whose members hold views like the following: * Being gay is "abnormal and undesirable" and not to be "celebrated" * homosexuality is "not a lifestyle worthy of valid equal respect" * women are to blame for rape as they lead men on * seal clubbing is a good thing, because seals are "dumb" * climate change is a myth * women should not wear trousers * women cannot be raped by their husbands I could go on and on, but I'll let you imagine the kind of things they say about race (clue: it doesn't get any better). Anyway, that's all I have at the moment.

I have to admit, you do have some fantastically scary crazy right-wingers in the US. It's the one part religion in the recipe that does it.

So yesterday I went into town to pick up a hedgetrimmer, and it was only when I was already on the way there - on the bus - that I found out some far right group here in the UK was planning some kind of street protest/march/riot. Obviously, an indication of how much attention I pay to twitter lately, since I follow a lot of anti-fascist accounts which would no doubt have warned me had I but looked. A thousand police officers on the streets of a small town is a strange thing to behold. I was in and out of there before I could see any of the other racist thugs, aka as the English Defence League. No need to ask why Rotherham. It's a mixed community of white and asian british. The mood of the locals was basically pissed off at having their town invaded for the day. One woman running a WildAid badge stall was assured by the staff at Superdrug that she and her dog could go into the shop for safety. On the bus waiting to leave the bus station, I saw them gathering, and I'll be honest - I could have gone my whole life without seeing that and been happier for it. Load of fascist c***s. And yes, it frightens me, with good reason. If UKIP have any parliamentary success whatsoever, they'll be teaming up with the likes of the EDL and the BNP before anyone has the chance to blink, and what then? Especially if socialist Scotland leaves us? If the election in 2015 is another historic "undecided" result like before? Combined with the weakened left and the idiotic complacency (silent support?) of the establishment... well... I know there are a lot of ifs, but there seem to be an awful lot of things converging in the not-too-distant future. It could well be the makings of a perfect storm. I make no predictions, but I feel a very singular sense of dread when I think forward to the election in 2020. I hope I'm wrong. I laugh at UKIP along with the rest, but they aren't really funny. Not at all.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it too, Melrick. I thought the prompts were blindingly obvious, but they were fun to work with.

Cool idea! Dear sixteen-year-old me, Do everything exactly the way you're going to do it, because if you don't, I won't exist. You're going to lose some really important people who you love. Be brave, and remember that other people make their own choices. There'll be hideous amounts of soul-destroying pain. Be strong, even when you despair. Enjoy Damien in every single way you possibly can, over and over again. In years to come, you won't regret anything. Remember than when you're uncertain. Love, Your thirty-seven-year-old self

Hello Annie Angel, As one of the moderators, I am very sorry you feel this way about AFF, and that you find the Terms of Service too restrictive to continue posting here. As you are aware from previous correspondence, AFF does not allow Fanmake/Read the Book stories, and does not allow author's notes in the place of chapters. The Terms of Service have been carefully put together to ensure the best protection is in place for authors, readers, the site administrators, and last but not least the original creators (without whom we would not have fanfiction). This site is closely monitored and moderated to ensure adherence to those Terms of Service for the benefit of everyone. If at some point in the future you feel able to abide by those few simple guidelines, then I hope you will post here again. Thank you, Dafdes

Aww...

lol... And then... I looked further up this thread. Blackadder erotica! Erm... slight thread hijack... /thread hijack Sorry about that.

From BronxWench on 'The New Cut' Thank you! I've got to admit, something about this one bothered me, and after a week I still couldn't put my finger on it so I gave in. But, everyone seems to like it, so maybe I'm just imagining things. Eventually, I might write something that isn't centred on a pub...

Pen Name: Pippychick Story Link: The New Cut Review Replies: Original Stories Review Responses Prompts Used: Three elements: An antique quilt, a green candle, a cedar chest. Type of Fic: ShortStory Rating: SFW Fandom: Fairy Tales, Fables, Folklore, Legends, and Myth > Folklore Warnings: AFFO,ChallengeFic,COMPLETE,NoSex,OC,Oneshot,Violence

I'll just add my adoration of Stephen King to this thread, and add a little to say I prefer his horror novels to his thrillers. I can't remember the first one I read. My mother says I was a strange baby, and that it was almost as if I could sing before I could talk, and read before I could walk. My Dad was a horror and sci-fi fan, and despite his best efforts, as a kid I did get my hands on his books now and again. Favourites: definitely The Stand, IT, The Tommyknockers (and I know not everyone likes that one), Insomnia was pretty good, and the collaborations with Straub. Anyone who writes should read On Writing. It's one of the best books of it's type I've come across.

What an arrogant statement! You do realise that DG doesn't get paid, don't you? I mean... this isn't a business. Lazy? Lazy would mean no AFF at all. The archive exists because DG devotes a huge amount of personal time and effort so that we all have somewhere to post our stories, and to read those of others.

For "Full House" Thank you! I really wasn't expecting any comments on something that's just one hundred words. I'm glad that at least a little horror was present in it regardless of the word count. Thank you, Melrick! I'm glad I could please you then. I'll probably write longer things in future. It's so difficult to fit anything rounded into the word limit for a drabble.

Pen Name: pippychick Story link: Full House Type of fic: Drabble Rating: Adult Fandom: Original Pairing: N/A Warnings: Horror, No Sex

Never thought I'd have one of these threads! But perhaps this part of the forum is too quiet, so here we go... For The Teacher: BronxWench wrote: Hi BronxWench, Thank you so much! How do I respond to such praise, except to say that I’m glad you enjoyed reading, and that I’m so happy the relationships all seem to have come across well, because they could so easily be tangled and nonsensical. I’ll be writing that dramatic episode soon enough, since Elrond’s memories are almost up to date with the present. But the story won’t end there. And whatever Elrond thinks, he’s going to need Thranduil again, because Celebrían will sail to the West eventually. I know I haven’t paid much attention to canon except in the broadest sense, but this is what I’ll always love about writing fanfiction for Tolkien. He leaves so many stories noted down but not expressly told. It’s completely irresistible to play with them! Besides, Tolkien canon can drive you insane. He even failed to keep to it himself once or twice (contradictions in his notes). Thanks again.

Author: pippychick Title: The Teacher Summary: A fanciful, smutty take on what Elrond’s story might have been through the ages. Feedback: Yes, please. Fandom: Middle Earth/Lord of the Rings Pairing: Elrond/Oropher, Elrond/Thranduil, Elrond/OFC, Elrond/Celebrían, Elrond/Legolas. Warnings: 3Plus, Anal, Angst, BDSM, Bi, Bond, D/s, F/M/M, FemDom, Het, Humil, N/C, OC, Slash, WIP Solo story or chaptered story: Chaptered. URL: http://lotr.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600080231 It seems as though I have the notion of finally finishing this story. If you read, I hope you enjoy it.

To BronxWench on Fun in the Lower Dales: Thank you! I am so glad you liked it I’m also glad I got the ending right then, because I was afraid it might seem rushed, but I didn’t want to drag it out and lose the impact. To Melrick on Fun in the Lower Dales: Hello, and thank you! Your prompts were great and the story just materialised around them. I’m glad you enjoyed reading my interpretation. Well Dressing is real, practiced mostly in Derbyshire, though I have taken some small liberties, since the floral displays are a lot more intricate and professional than I have described here.

Pen Name: Pippychick Story Link: Fun in the Lower Dales Review Replies: Original Stories Review Responses Prompts Used: Three elements. Type of Fic: ShortStory Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Original > Misc > Het - Male/Female Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Het, M/F

On the off chance I get any comments on original fiction, I will post review responses here.