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The great thing about writing Star Trek fanfic is that there’s almost nothing canon about Vulcan and Orion genitalia, so you can pretty much make their bits work however you want.
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Well, the only canon bit I can think of is from ST6. “Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place.” after Kirk kicked that other fellow in their “knees”.
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What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.”
What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.”
Even my grocery list is not safe.
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Maybe the phone’s daydreaming about a bottle of Chipotle sauce being used as a dildo?
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I am now certain George’s phone has achieved a particularly salacious form of sentience. Bravo!
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