redsliver

I am making my 2000th post.

auto-fellatio. Keep screwing up your face like that and __________________

Mommy, what's that lady doing to that other lady? You think that's impressive? Wait until you get your hands on 'it.

Because he had frickin' bow! Every other FF hero at least got a sword, and Squall got a sword that was a gun! So getting eaten by a tree is an honourable suicide. Wait, is there another Zidane? What is the proper weapon to use when fighting evil possessed hippies?

^ uses ancient cliches < prefers "Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups" V mother of all smurfs

teeth

well, not of this year. Quamp

^ must not tempt me further with her ice cream < has fudgesicles will survive V has no fudgesicles, doomed to a horrible death

Not so much. Polywolly

what's it called when cripples perform mutual oral sex? I am champion of the universe!

be the leading cause of breast cancer. Why're there skittles all over the ____________________

Of course it is, but don't worry we'll tell you when. Why aren't drinking driver's subject to capital punishment?

I am no longer allowed to play metroid until I finish this godforsaken chapter.

^ has some sort of key fetish < Knows nothing of keys to secrets or what have you. V is happily entertained by the shiny rattle of jangled keys

redheads

Paris Hilton's Sex Tape (movie)

I don't think I am, well I'm all out of yarn anyways. I'll take... StoryJunkie.

Pie, but I tooki it into the movie theatre. Buys the overpriced popcorn at the movies.

well met Soulsearcher

pussy

Guilty Has ignored someone who was trying to get your attention because you didn't like them and wanted them to take the hint.

they are popped. I would not eat them in a box, I would not eat them with a fox, I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them _______________________

That'd be Agaib and Melody. How many hobos must we bottle up and ship to Sri Lanka before we get a smoke break?

What's for dinner? Ugly kitties with blue goggles.

Not so much, I believe I'm taller. Agaib appears to be in the hizzouse, and I will never talk like that again.