redsliver
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I have had sex, though not during anyone's period... I have never gotten any permanent injury while performing cunnilingus (just watched Chasing Amy today, finally seen all Smith)
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Casey Jones (he was in ninja turtles 3 if I recall)
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^ is incorrect < intends to drive to vegas during spring break this year V will get a showgirl job at vegas just for my vacation
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Knorg's Penis (just look at the testimonial!)
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Tell no one you tried A local boy kicked me in the butt _____________________
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because your an addict, why?
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yeah but I was leaning backwards balanced on the back too legs of my chair and my friend Jordan kicked them out from under me. thrown up and missed the toilet/bucket/whatever after a night of drinking
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I am deciding on who to bait into the AFF orgy next.
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I am no longer allowed to throw timbits at the movie screen when the "Movies without popcorn: Its Just Wrong!" comes on.
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Zosteropidae
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Oh I have, he's a sucker for those things I have never had sex with Pherazen rather than go to class.
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What did you pack the kids for lunches? Box of condoms, porno magazine, some illegal fireworks and a forty of whisky.
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because the energy balance is too difficult to calculate What's the point of switching to hippopotamus shit fueled hybrid engines?
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I'll give you Japan for a quickie in the restaurant bathroom Mwahahaha! Bow before the great __________________
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dresser (as in the money's on the)
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^ better be a good cook because < is showing up at her place in 12 minutes V will offer to drive
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I blame it on not masturbating enough, why?
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I played through the first half hour of a three hour class once, but it was Philosophy. G/NG Cursed aloud at the flood control
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um five bucks a few times, but I've lent out five bucks a number of times I didn't expect to get repaid. I have never heeded traffic lights between 4 and 5 am
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Why must I always be the stewardess? A dolphin and a rabbi.
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must be the nicotine what the hell do you need a hundred virgins for?
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never been to a renfest but I flirt nigh constantly so I assume I'd be guilty given the chance flirted with someone besides their SO in front of their SO
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^ is going to stop yapping about the ren fest, or not < has no way to enforce that V enforces everything with a feather duster and a riding crop
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yeah, as soon as I'm off my lunch break Melody
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because you won't let us leave til everything's in its proper place, why?
