redsliver
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I am finished writing my latest orgy entry. I am proud of the Hercules reference. I am wondering if sex will ever be a part of it.
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because no one promised me oral sex for it, why?
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I am no longer to sing drinking songs while not drinking
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Doesn't drink pop, let alone dangerous aspartame (which is actually harmless unless you're prone to heart palpitations) I have never been on a school sports team
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Hercules
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I'm intending to leave this life with as many holes as I entered it I have never worn contacts
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pill
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^ thinks ass crack at the sound of plumbing, not twigs and berries or fish sandwiches < not a huge standard euphemism fan, uses six-shooter quite often though V prefers cars to guns when describing penises
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Have you seen my 12 inch cock? Its not a bazooka, but at least its a six-shooter.
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because its on and the remote is out of reach If a tree falls in the woods, can we have sex?
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I am thinking of making her a cop
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because you'd have to be an idiot to do it now, why?
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I am no longer allowed to unhook the phone while watching movies.
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Guilty, and by owns I mean my brother moved out of our apartment and left it here G/NG steals sibling's clothes
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Freddy
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shoelaces, but a good kick tore them free I have never tripped over untied laces
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Vatican brand sieve condoms
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^ not a hat girl < not a hat girl either, and not just because of the differing plumbing V has never referred to genitalia as plumbing
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Want to grab a couple burger baskets and head back to my 1988 ford Tempo? Just flamethrower the kid!
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its what's left of quamp What's the deal with airplane food?
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in my younger days daz?
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I am the one who baited poly and pherazen, I think Nympho's going to be next.
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because its wrong to put off to tomorrow what can be put off to the day after tomorrow, why?
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I am no longer allowed to spend a day in my underwear watching kevin smith movies.
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I don't even pay for tv at home, why would I pay for movies. G/NG snuck into a theater
