^ never left it out for me
< is like santa claus, but likes funny things instead of milk and cookies
V is like santa in that she knows where all the naughty girls are
^ knows of my love of the whirly birds
< always wanted to fly a helicopter, but lives in Canada and in Canada helicopters are deathtraps
V will be the first naked in the orgy
^ black yoshi? C'mon the yellow ones were best
< for some reason never thinks anyone is on drugs at first impression despite track marks, nose bleeds, and drugs
V druglord or druglady as may be the case