I have, but I made resolutions like I resolve not to be eaten by lions, or I resolve to not get stung in the heart by a stingray.
I have never made a serious new year's resolution
^ devious, which is not a bad thing
< oblivious, which is never a good thing
V doesn't understand why guys can miss signals that seem obvious to the women sending them
of course, I've dated women, they don't have taste *ducks and covers*
G/NG made someone sit through a movie they said was bad because its a fucking amazing movie
^ thinks I'm someone else
< loves to skip the cuddling and go straight to the "Yeah... sure I'll call you tomorrow..."
V uses cuddling to start round 2