no, I think you misread the post, no one speaks faster than Newfies and Cape Bretoners, and PEIslanders can hold their own.
Why do drunks not notice they're slurring?
I have with my brothers, but that's because they don't trust me.
I have never been grounded for something I personally did as a child. (my parents would never chastise the right delinquant)
What makes you think I'm mocking Gambit? He's the best X-man. He makes me have regret that my ancestors shipped all those french people into a swamp, almost.
Daz?
I hate that, especially since most of my jobs involve hocking french fries or waiting tables I had to do it a lot.
I have never missed an opportunity to delegate the dishes to someone else.