^ is addicted to the diet coke, may need an intervention
< once, when asked by my mom if I had done drugs, I admitted that I was hopelessly addicted to visine
V would love to see a mockumentary on one man's fight against the evils of visine.
guilty, golden retriever named jesse when I was eight, but that's what I get when I get mad at a dog that's larger than me
G/NG has more pets than people living in their home
^ is realising that science only exists to find new sexual sensations
< worries about the rocket effect of orgasms in space and being thrown backwards out of whatever girl he's with
V thinks sexually rocketing around a spaceship will be fun