BronxWench

<Fingers crossed> I went and got tested for COVID-19 today. I feel like trash though… So… yeah...

This is what I get for Googling myself: "21 Die in Lake George Glass Bottom Boat Accident"

Holy word count, Batman! I was looking today, because I just posted chapter 50 of my main story, Billion Dollar Harem, and I just can’t believe how far this story has come! It blows my mind to think I’ve written an entire novel… of smut lol! At chapter 50, I’m at 711 pages and at over 375,000 words… of smut… lol! Its so strange to think when I started this story… holy crap 4 years ago now, that it would be this freaking huge! I want to give a huge shoutout to anyone and everyone who has given my little harem fic a read and especially to those who have reached out to tell me they liked it or to offer up some comment or criticism of its very immaterial material... Thank you!

Holy crap, that was hard to watch.
I’m talking about Cuties. What did you think I meant?

Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?

After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.

I’m so ready for Fall.
...if I break my neck on the stairs tomorrow, that’s NOT what I meant.

I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically improbable yaoi works.

Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance, and wish him a very happy birthday! I’m going to owe you two glasses of mead at the next RenFaire, lad!    

Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance, and wish him a very happy birthday! I’m going to owe you two glasses of mead at the next RenFaire, lad!    

The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up names to use as website passwords.

Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  

Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  

Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  

Just got a desktop computer for the first time, and feel like I’m staring at a giant screen… the forum is HUGE now… 

Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

 

Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

 

Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

 

I didn't used to have a favorite Disney villain. But the other night, I watched the Princess and the Frog, and now it's Dr Facilier -- the Shadow Man. Even his death is awesome.

My brain does the weirdest shit sometimes.
A little-known fact about PTSD: even when it’s ‘managed,’ it can affect your ability to concentrate and focus in entirely awkward ways. In my case, this often means losing concentration when there’s background noise, getting distracted, and visually blending words, sentences, and lines together when I’m struggling to focus. Blame hypervigilance and its many little cohorts.
Stressful? Very.
Annoying? Definitely.
Amusing? Sometimes.
This is one of the funny moments. I’m doing research on TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) for the next chapter of Shifting the Paradigm, specifically looking for details about common materials used for cranial plates. (...I may need help.) I hit a generic article, beginning...
...and I began scanning down the bullets on the list. I stopped – THAT doesn’t sound right! – I double-checked.
...yep. I seriously managed to read
Haemorrhage;  and
Disorders (e.g. Parkinson’s disease, multiple sclerosis) and visually combined them into Hemorrhoids. The funny part? There are folks I know IRL for whom TBI by hemorrhoids could be a valid threat...because...you know...they’re such massive buttheads.
 
...I’m gonna shut up now.  

Fair warning: next person to call me "Gimpy" gets my cane up their ass. 
(...I'm looking at you, ColdWarriors. I know where you sleep.)

The state of the world has finally convinced me: humans are too ridiculous for words.
From here on out, I choose to identify as a porg...

...because I, too, am small, awkward, chunky, incredibly useless, frequently in the way, and undeniably adorable, and I, too, make obnoxious sounds to communicate with others of my species.

 
 
 

I’m writing a fanfic in which a character writes fanfic of a fanfic. Is there an upper limit to how meta something can be?