BronxWench

I wonder if that pops up if you visit Equifax, Bank of America, Target, Facebook, Twitter, and the thousands of other sites which had data breaches...

“LOL I SUCK AT SUMMARIES JUST READ AND REVIEW.”

Ha! I did decide on a title, thanks to Melrick. 
But yeah, summaries. Who needs em? From now on I’m just going to load the summary field with top secret mind control words that force everyone who’d enjoy the story to read it and review. Those words exist! I’m sure of it! We just gotta make them harry potter writers tell us what they are! 

It’s always good to have a line like that.
I know how you feel.  It’s a surprisingly tricky thing to do.

And did you decide on… *musical sting, evil laughter* a title yet?

Oh crap I gotta write the summary. 

Finishing stuff is overrated. That's why there are no more finishing schools.
Seriously, if I can provide any feedback that would help you with your logjam, feel free to send me something.

A self-help book that enables you to bump into things man was not supposed to know….
And more importantly, bump uglies with.
Cause deep space and or a ton of other dimensions tend to be awfully lonely.
*Warning Author is not responsible for any mishaps and or misunderstandings with unknowable entities. Please do not read if you are pregnant and or nursing. If you are a sex that cannot be pregnant please consult with the nearest available physician.
Primary side effects include Xenophilia. unnatural growths. Sudden markings in dead or unknown languages on sensitive flesh. New orifices. tentacular genitalia. Ocular genitalia.Sapient genitalia.  Scales. bruises. Smelling colors. hearing textures. Speaking in tongues. Sudden new organs of undetermined purpose. Weight loss, Weight gain. Height gain. Height loss. Alternating sexes. Inability to understand modern language. Inability to understand any language. Unexplained smells. Bills and proof of residence of the following places.
R’yleh, Carcosa, Lake Hali.
Missing pets. Sudden new pets. Unknown suddenly interested family from Innsmouth. Cults with an inornate fondness for kidnapping. mundane ancient artifacts bearing your likeness. Sudden new discovery of your ancient burial place. Etc.. 

Sounds like a self-help book that I absolutely need in my life. 

I vote for InvidiaRed’s idea.

Monster Love
Or How I Stopped Worrying And Let The Tentacles Ravish Me. 

A very happy birthday, belatedly!

Perfect! I’m tots stealing that. 

“The Pornographic Tale of a Monster and the Cult that Worships it’s Hedonistic Ways… Should the Author Care to Embellish Such Details That Is.”

Still better than the titles I usually come up with.

Yep, get paid OT.  But, it would be NICE to be awake to enjoy it!  Ah well.  Going into my third hell week, and then things should be evening out a bit.

I feel your pain.  Training the newbies – who are younger than my children.  As if the work wasn’t exhausting enough!  Good Luck DG!

Aw daaaang. Yes, hope that sitch gets fixed.

I’m still fairly new to Discord so I don’t know how to invite people to the channel.  But you can send a message to @CloverReef if you like and she’ll hook you up. :-)
Clover has reminded me that the information is here!  I pinned the topic there to make it easier for people to find.

I hope you at least get paid overtime. I hope it works out with the new hires.

Seriously, that’s just gruesome, that is… 

It’ll get better.  We have new hires starting tomorrow, so that will ease it up

I’m on Discord, I’d love to join.  thanks. I will browse around and find people to stalk too
 

Some of us hang out on discord. You’re more than welcome to join us. Other than that, most of the action here tends to be in these personal updates, soooo +follow people so you can stalk em! 

You’re right.  Nobody read that!  You saw nothing!