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BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, The other day, I noticed a draft coming through gaps in a few of our windows (it’s an   
    The other day, I noticed a draft coming through gaps in a few of our windows (it’s an older house, but not old enough to have been built well) which led me to this long list of actions:
    Find appropriate sealant. Fix one window (it looks like a toddler finger painted with dad’s tools but whatever) and move onto the next. Prep window frame. Realize the windowsill was probably last cleaned in the 90s and is full of grease, lint, dust, and animal hair. (Hurk) Decide you don’t want to seal that junk into permanence with something that dries clear. Grab cleaner and scrub the gap clean with a bristle brush (cleaner sprays brown crap everywhere, barf) and knock loose some paint that may have been white back in the 80s. Realize the cleaner will need to be rinsed out and the paint touched up before sealing the gap.
    Give up. Sit on the couch and question your life choices while staring at the tube of sealant and convince yourself that cussing at inanimate objects is immature and you’re better than that. (I’m really not.)
    Realize that the entire time, you were standing in the window with the blinds open and the lights on at night wearing a man’s shirt and no bra with People-of-Walmart hair, and your next door neighbor is out on their porch watering their plants…at night.
    Homeownership would definitely keep my millennial ego in check if it ever got big enough to worry about.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Fanfusion 2025 was a blast! Had to cut it short to Con Crud! Haha!   
    Fanfusion 2025 was a blast!
     
    Had to cut it short to Con Crud! Haha!
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, Would anyone be up for a second opinion on a single chapter of a work in progress? I   
    Would anyone be up for a second opinion on a single chapter of a work in progress? I don’t really need any editing. (…unless someone notices a missing word or comma both I AND my editing app missed.) I asked on Reddit and got a reply, but they ghosted me. Ghosting someone who goes by “Ghost” is a bit on the nose, but whatever. It was a dick move.
    To put this as simply and briefly as possible, my brain got fried with the packing, moving, and all that entailed. I had no time to write. Now that I have time, my brain is struggling to switch back to non-crisis mode—the storms and renovations aren’t helping—and focus. It’s stuck in a hamster wheel of “so tired/gotta keep working/where’s the box tape/shit, is that bug something to worry about/fuck, my ass hurts, why do I hurt so much,” and so forth. My writing muscles are atrophied to noodles and I’m struggling to get sentences out. I’m not really happy with the second half of my most recent work, the flow, or the pacing. It’s been well over a year since I updated the story, and I won’t even get started on the delay my others are experiencing. If anyone can help, I’d appreciate it more than my fried brain can express.
    This can be a one-off, and I’m happy to correspond by Google Docs. The chapter has some cursing and questionable humor but nothing really dirty; the bulk of it, sans headings and notations, is just over 3,100 words, and I’ve already done what I can for editing. You shouldn’t run into any mistakes. Also, if you’ve read any of my other writing, I’m not writing any accents or using non-English language aside from a couple of words in elvish. I’m trying to keep this story simple, easy, and posted in small bites unlike my usual approach to writing. Fandom is Dragon Age: Inquisition; I’ve got the other chapters posted in the archive if anyone is morbidly curious.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling! Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!   
    A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling!  Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!    
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling! Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!   
    A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling!  Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!    
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, Earlier tonight, I fed one of my non-fanfiction short stories through Pro Writing Aid   
    Earlier tonight, I fed one of my non-fanfiction short stories through Pro Writing Aid’s “chapter critique” to see how it measures up against my fanfiction. I never thought I’d see the day when AI would smut-shame me.
    Yep. Seriously. “…some might find the level of detail in the sex scenes excessive.” What if I don’t wanna associate with that sort of person, huh? Fade to black is for wishy-washy people and FFN, not my filthy shapeshifter plowfest. Stay in your lane or bend over.
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    BronxWench reacted to InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m juggling a lot of stuff in my life right now, from watching shows people want me   
    I’m juggling a lot of stuff in my life right now, from watching shows people want me to watch (Frieren most recently) to trying to overcome fears about my appearance to sign up for a dating site, but I hope there are still some people around here.  I feel bad that I don’t post things as often as I did when I showed up here...six and half years ago now.
    I may not be one of the OGs, but I’ve been here a while, haven’t I? 😄
    The good news is that I actually have a new story in the works!  I’ve finished the first chapter, and will keep working on it.  I don’t really want to start posting it until I’m done, but it’s a sci-fi/adventure fanfic and I had a lot of fun with that first chapter.
    In broader terms, I hope people here are doing as well as they can.  I know I don’t show up as often as I’d like, but I think about you guys a lot! 🙂
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…   
    The saddest little face in the world…


     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…   
    The saddest little face in the world…


     
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Happy Birthday!   
    Happy Birthday!
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…   
    The saddest little face in the world…


     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…   
    The saddest little face in the world…


     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Deadman for a status update, The saddest little face in the world…   
    The saddest little face in the world…


     
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, 2k words today   
    2k words today
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, 🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (We need the luck this year.) 🍀   
    🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day!  (We need the luck this year.) 🍀
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Happy PI Day everybody. (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)   
    Happy PI Day everybody.  (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)
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    BronxWench reacted to Seaman for a status update, Just checked the YT link to the Naruto-reader’s channel and got a 404 error. https://   
    Just checked the YT link to the Naruto-reader’s channel and got a 404 error.
    https://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/topic/73569-beware-this-patreon-plagiarist/#comment-449045
     
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    BronxWench reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Would really like a portkey out of here. Or a timeturner?   
    Would really like a portkey out of here.  Or a timeturner?
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Rewrite is doing better. Felt like I had to separate it. Now for some reason I have a   
    Rewrite is doing better.
    Felt like I had to separate it.
    Now for some reason I have a romance story prequeling/concurrent with the dark fantasy one.
    … No I don’t know how that happened.
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, Kids these days will never experience many of the rites of passage my generation valu   
    Kids these days will never experience many of the rites of passage my generation valued more than gold. For instance: saving up your allowance for three weeks during the summer so you can buy one of those giant plastic Pixie Stix at the public pool’s canteen and downing the whole thing in one go to use it as a snorkel and spending the rest of the month with a burning feeling in the back of your throat that tastes like cherries, chlorine, and stale pee. 
    …those lucky saps.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Got to love when your role expands but there’s no appropriate compensation.   
    Got to love when your role expands but there’s no appropriate compensation.
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, There are many unmentioned benefits to marrying your best friend…benefits such as the   
    There are many unmentioned benefits to marrying your best friend…benefits such as them bringing you a cat to cuddle because said cat got too comfy in their lap and ripped a loud, wet, nasty fart.
    Yep, it was Heiferlump. Also yes, Cold did run away cackling afterward. Boys. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Melrick for a status update, This day 6 years ago, I landed in New York, my first time in the US. Hard to believe   
    This day 6 years ago, I landed in New York, my first time in the US. Hard to believe it was that long ago. That trip was when I saw snow for the first time. That was very exciting. Although I soon realised what a pain in the arse it is.
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, So. Learned a lesson while upgrading my OS. Somehow, my personal IP was blocked from   
    So.  Learned a lesson while upgrading my OS.  Somehow, my personal IP was blocked from the domain.  Manta and I have been pulling our hair out trying to figure out why the hell I couldn’t connect
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    BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, today i join the jack benny club! Im gonna be 39 til im in my 80s! LMAO!   
    today i join the jack benny club! Im gonna be 39 til im in my 80s! LMAO! 
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