BronxWench

A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling!  Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!    

A very big birthday shout-out to WillowDarkling!  Happy Birthday, Neko-baby!    

Earlier tonight, I fed one of my non-fanfiction short stories through Pro Writing Aid’s “chapter critique” to see how it measures up against my fanfiction. I never thought I’d see the day when AI would smut-shame me.
Yep. Seriously. “…some might find the level of detail in the sex scenes excessive.” What if I don’t wanna associate with that sort of person, huh? Fade to black is for wishy-washy people and FFN, not my filthy shapeshifter plowfest. Stay in your lane or bend over.

I’m juggling a lot of stuff in my life right now, from watching shows people want me to watch (Frieren most recently) to trying to overcome fears about my appearance to sign up for a dating site, but I hope there are still some people around here.  I feel bad that I don’t post things as often as I did when I showed up here...six and half years ago now.
I may not be one of the OGs, but I’ve been here a while, haven’t I? 😄
The good news is that I actually have a new story in the works!  I’ve finished the first chapter, and will keep working on it.  I don’t really want to start posting it until I’m done, but it’s a sci-fi/adventure fanfic and I had a lot of fun with that first chapter.
In broader terms, I hope people here are doing as well as they can.  I know I don’t show up as often as I’d like, but I think about you guys a lot! 🙂

The saddest little face in the world…


 

The saddest little face in the world…


 

Happy Birthday!

The saddest little face in the world…


 

The saddest little face in the world…


 

The saddest little face in the world…


 

2k words today

🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day!  (We need the luck this year.) 🍀

Happy PI Day everybody.  (It’s also my character Jeff’s birthday!)

Just checked the YT link to the Naruto-reader’s channel and got a 404 error.
https://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/topic/73569-beware-this-patreon-plagiarist/#comment-449045
 

Would really like a portkey out of here.  Or a timeturner?

Rewrite is doing better.
Felt like I had to separate it.
Now for some reason I have a romance story prequeling/concurrent with the dark fantasy one.
… No I don’t know how that happened.

Kids these days will never experience many of the rites of passage my generation valued more than gold. For instance: saving up your allowance for three weeks during the summer so you can buy one of those giant plastic Pixie Stix at the public pool’s canteen and downing the whole thing in one go to use it as a snorkel and spending the rest of the month with a burning feeling in the back of your throat that tastes like cherries, chlorine, and stale pee. 
…those lucky saps.

Got to love when your role expands but there’s no appropriate compensation.

There are many unmentioned benefits to marrying your best friend…benefits such as them bringing you a cat to cuddle because said cat got too comfy in their lap and ripped a loud, wet, nasty fart.
Yep, it was Heiferlump. Also yes, Cold did run away cackling afterward. Boys. 

This day 6 years ago, I landed in New York, my first time in the US. Hard to believe it was that long ago. That trip was when I saw snow for the first time. That was very exciting. Although I soon realised what a pain in the arse it is.

So.  Learned a lesson while upgrading my OS.  Somehow, my personal IP was blocked from the domain.  Manta and I have been pulling our hair out trying to figure out why the hell I couldn’t connect

today i join the jack benny club! Im gonna be 39 til im in my 80s! LMAO! 

I have been down with this nasty flu bug since Monday.  Finally able to move around again.  Ugh.

I managed to get a new iMac I didn’t want to buy yet a hop, skip, and jump before the old one died.  My “old” version of Office won’t install on the new one.  I’ve tried “Pages.”  I’m a lot less unimpressed than I was before trying it.

No prostate cancer for me! So that’s pretty good news to get just before Christmas.