FairySlayer

Pen Name: Fairy Slayer Story link: Some Snow Related Story Review replies link: (in Fan Fiction > All Other Subdomains > Cartoons > General if needed) Type of fic: TwitFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Misc Cartoons > General (It's better to go in cold.) — Frosty the Snowman Pairing: Frosty / unknown Warnings: Anthro, Challenge, Complete, Crime Scene (I finally remembered what this really means, DUH-ME), M/F, Death (MCD), NonCon / Rape, Oneshot

"Lick My Baby Back Behind" with Nicole Sullivan (MadTV) Dora the Explorer stars in Incepción http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrYPJ4Yc31g

These are my replies to your reviews of the Week 7 Challenge Turkey, "Wash Up Before Having Your Turkish Delights" (Two and a Half Men): (Story) (Reviews) Now I'm extremely glad I went with Two and a Half Men instead of my original anime idea. Well, I mentioned the prompt to a friend in another country and he immediately wondered why that country was chosen as the prompt, so I had no choice after that. Turkish baths and Turkish delights seemed like things Charlie would appreciate. Alan did learn relax a little bit in this tale, and that's why the story didn't end with the big fat hairy guy trying to give him a very unhappy "happy ending," compliments of his big brother. The brotherly dynamic is easy to come up with because the two do it so well. The hard part was trying to make it funny and sound funny in my head: I'm so used to the laugh track that it's hard to trust my own instincts. Still, Alan is physically incapable of doing anything the easy way, so the most-ridiculous way it is. I'm glad you liked it, though it's also good to hear that the jab at Evelyn was a good place to stop. Thanks! The show always cracks me up so much. As I mentioned to SK, the thought of Alan's bad fate crossed my mind and I did have enough words left over, but my usual problem is not knowing when to stop. The show's writers are great at layering up the jokes like that, but I decided to play it safe, for this one, anyway. I'm glad you got a good laugh, and that you found them in-character. Charlie's cool cracks always make me laugh the most. Alan's funny bits in the show are funny but also makes me cringe out of pity: just mentioning him in a story would have filled the "turkey" requirement on its own. Thanks for leaving comments everyone — it's always greatly appreciated.

The Harry Potter story "Sex Slave" by kogayasha is in the Anime section for Gakuen Alice. It looks like it belongs under Harry Potter ... Harry/Draco... but we know the story's fate already. As a side note, it seems that the series Genshiken has accidentally been made as a subcategory of Gakuen Alice; as far as I know they're completely different series. I could be wrong, but I even took a quick peek around the net too.

Pen Name: Fairy Slayer Story link: Wash Up Before Having Your Turkish Delights Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Two and a Half Men Pairing: Charlie / prostitutes Warnings: AFFO, Challenge, Complete, Moresome

Here are some long overdue replies to reviews for my darker Phineas and Ferb story "Candy, Little Girl" (reviews). I've been starting back up on this story again after about a year's delay (geesh!). It's not general writer's block because I've managed to write two other complete stories and even re-write a third one in that time. I wrote myself into a corner with part 7 and am finally finding the path to safety. I'm dying to complete the story. So for anyone who has been looking forward to updates, I am sorry. (If you see me spending too much time in the ShoutBox during the weekdays then feel free to tell me to get back to work! First of all, sorry to make you register to leave a review, though I'm surprised delighted one would do that just to comment on my work. (I would have had the anonymous option turned on if I'd seen it at the time.) I'm glad you enjoyed it so far and that my hints and foreshadowing are working like they were intended. Better for the reader to finish a passage and say "Oh yeah" than "Huh?" Strangely, I never got a single flame (that I can remember) for my lemons; between venues and tags only people looking for this kind of story would find it. Long before I was writing lemons one kid did attack me and the co-writer on a story that involved descriptions of tastefully obscured nudity. Thanks for the correction on Suzy. However, a month or two ago I realized I'd used the name Donna instead of Linda throughout the entire story! While putting more notes in the file I was typing in "Linda" without even thinking about it, and that's when I noticed the big boo-boo. (It's because of that "Lindana" thing. DUH-ME on that one, as I should have kept the character list handy.) As above, the reason I was "timely" was that the first six parts had already been published before on my W— site (before I broke ties). I wish I could make it up to you beyond simply finishing the story because I do feel awful about it, especially after your thoughtful and helpful comments. Well, in the show she does drive herself crazy the most, and it's poor Heinz usually ends up getting screwed in the end... Heh heh heh. Thank you so much! I love it when people notice the little allusions and sprinkles of (what I think is) humor. I put a lot of thought into then thoughts and feelings (and especially rationalizations) that led step dad to his "preference." Maybe I still waffle a bit in my mind because kind of thing is a bit outside of my comprehension, but I try to explore it in a few stories. Regardless I definitely don't feel sorry for him, but I am sorry for the long delay in updates (and, oh yeah, these replies). This story is dark and definitely not for most tastes, I know, so your commenting on it anyway is really appreciated. Even though it's too late to make a case for it I am sorry I didn't finish in time to answer those questions (as there is lots of foreshadowing and hints). Also, never underestimate the power of the tweest. Thanks for letting me know what you think. Every bit helps. I can't imagine trying to read (or write) this close to watching real episodes, being so much more upbeat and full of happy endings. (I like happy endings.) It's good of you to comment even though you aren't into the toon aspect, plus the fact that you're a parent, so I appreciate your kind words even more. You may have heard the joke that most people would be disgusted more because my writing is about toons than because it's about underage sex. The molesting stepfather may be a bit of a cliché, like the evil stepmother, but most abusers are family or close friends of the family. (This is all worthy of a full discussion someday, perhaps.)

JayDee: “Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a party host!” I'm glad you got a kick out of it, especially not being familiar with the show itself. Considering her specialty (forensic anthropology) a very strange case like this would be the perfect bait. It's a good thing they didn't leave her alone with the "victim" too long or she'd have gone by herself to confront the reclusive and eccentric Willie Wonka about the case.

Steam Trek — a must-see for Star Trek fans (Full Version) "Baby Got Back" — as arranged by Gilbert & Sullivan (downloadable WMV)

These are my replies to reviews of the Week 6 Challenge Cornucopia, "I'm Stuffed" (Bones): (Story) (Reviews) Apollo: Bones is very complicated but I think she really does feel that she feels, even if she'll never admit it. At least she does show appreciation. It also gave me some satisfaction that they could pull one over on her, sort of April Fools, Halloween and Thanksgiving all wrapped up together. Oh, and again, big thanks for pointing out that bit that needed correcting to make the timeline fit. Kisakimiko: I was trying to think of something that would keep what was inside invisible but keep the outside bones of the skeleton visible. In my mind the rough coating of grape lollipop just looks neat. It's a good thing I didn't have to explain how the coated just the outside of the thing while making sure that the stuff wouldn't stick to the fake bones. Shadow Knight: At first I didn't even realize the last part involved some UST because it just seemed so natural for Brennan. They've connected on a very deep level and on the surface, but they're scared of the space in-between. As for the skeleton cornucopia, it seemed like a good gag but subconsciously I may have been thinking about how most family Thanksgiving dinners bring out some of the skeletons in our closets. Yeah, I totally just made that last part up on the spot. pittwitch: Thanks. It was fun to write.

Excellent (and I'll even tent my fingers considering the fandom). Thanks for the quick answer.

I have a very old, short Simpsons badfic that was originally in response to a gawdaful fanfic by someone else. It doesn't use any part of the original author's story (which is for an entirely different fandom), and I couldn't come even close to the full wretchedness of the original's so-called style. There is no way the author of the story which inspired my piece of trash would ever consent; I don't even know if there's a way to contact her since this was a very long time ago. So, I was hoping to post mine simply as a "badfic" in its own right, without making any reference whatsoever to the original story. Would this be too close to the line, or even stepping over it? If so then I'll post my old Simpsons BDSM story instead.

I love happy endings too, but you'd never know it from the first 3/4 of any of my longer stories. I think your story showed enough of his pleasure all the way through, which definitely works.

About ten years ago I did something like that. I'd been meaning to get my Mac and an old DOS machine hooked up with my Windows machine, which was attached to a cable modem. One evening I put away a six pack (over a few hours) and then suddenly got motivated to finish get started. It didn't take long to get everything in place and the cables, drivers and numbers right. Sometimes a drink would help me write without so much instant editing, but I'm taking about only one or two drinks. I've never been much of a drinker, and now I may have a beer or some wine about once every two months.

Pen Name: Fairy Slayer Story link: I'm Stuffed Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: General Audiences Fandom: TV > 1-F > Bones Pairing: none Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, NoSex

I forgot about Patty and Selma, but oh noes! it'll be even worse torture for Maggie having to live with them! Well, you're right that it's not so bad. I know that one of them adopted a baby (who would probably be close to Maggie's age... maybe), but I didn't know one has a girlfriend. I haven't been keeping up. I also forgot how much more dangerous she can be, and maybe Bart will come to realize the truth about his younger sister when it's too late.

re: "How to Make OUT WITH Friends and INSEMINATE People" (Reviews) Looking back now, perhaps the story title is too obscure of a reference: it's a play on the popular book How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Apparently the reference is more dated than I thought. Oh well. Shiro_Wolfman_k: I feel honored that you'd read a fanfic for a show that you're not particularly interested in, and even more so that you enjoyed it. I definitely appreciate you taking the time to reply, especially after you had also read "Candy, Little Girl" and didn't like it. (Again, in that case I tremendously appreciate you leaving a review anyway because it does help me). It certainly was tempting to keep writing what happened after Betty joined them in the garage. However, it's true that it's better to leave people wanting more. I sometimes write past where a story needs to end before it suffers. cowgirl65: I'm guilty as charged: I've used too many euphemisms for the erogenous parts, especially in my older stories. Using the same few words over and over again seems tedious to me, but I've come to realize that most people don't want be interrupted to "translate" so many variations. I've tried my best to cut back since, and balancing that is always on my mind. Not to excuse myself, but it looks like I either didn't have someone beta read it, or the person who did is someone who is very fond of that sort of thing. Now, I am truly tickled that you caught some of the incidental humor. I didn't want to put too much focus on Paloma's unfamiliarity with Earth ways. Comedy absolutely is the hardest thing to write, and most people never mention my subtle asides. Perhaps they're too subtle, but I always err on that side, though it could be that most of them simply miss the mark. (One has to try though, right? ) Most importantly, I'm glad you found it sexy and enjoyed reading it. Thanks for reading it and sharing your thoughts.

Okay, I knew that login names were different (which I'd forgotten myself until my "library adventures" on Friday), but that's good to know when I'm searching for folks. Thanks, everyone, for explaining so quickly.

You're only making it that much more tempting. The only down-side is that your story may make me want to publish mine.

I don't like to add to the workload but this seems worth mentioning. I ran an author search for "JayDee" today and got three results, two of which were identical (though I understand that the author accounts names may be case-sensitive): JayDee, #1296777934 (the active one we all know and love on the Forum) Jaydee, #1296877502 Jaydee, #1296878379 I used HexEdit on the page source and saw that the last two were identical, without one using a different code for one of the letters or some such. Both of the last two have different join dates and no stories published.

Even though I'm not into The Simpsons much anymore and it sounds pretty violent, I'm suddenly very intrigued. (Then again, one of my old Simpsons is so hardcore, now even to me, that I'm reluctant to post it.) Anyway, it's one more story added to my reading list.

I think this is the funniest song & "dance" routine from Phineas and Ferb: Imagine being able to dance like that.

Heh, this is Massachusetts, the most liberal place in the solar system. Anyone with an adult library card and their PIN gets full unfiltered access. Trust me, I've gone to seen folks visit sites that would make most content filters explode. (Users are required to make sure no one else is exposed to offensive content, though.) Their policy states that they don't track web usage and that even borrower information for each item is removed once it's returned. (Thank the Patriot Act for that.) Now maybe they do track everything and lie about it. But hey, even if some quite a few 97% of all people find my stories distasteful I'm certainly not doing anything illegal. (Plus many artists seem to love my reviews, so it all evens out in the wash.) They do filter IP ports so that only web, e-mail, and FTP work. (I haven't tried NNTP though, or Gopher. ) Oh, I found one sure-fire way to sign out of the Forums instantly there: clicking on "Preview Post." That's okay. I'll preview any formatted posts on Fla—, uhm, another forum. Like I said, it's very workable for me as-is, so don't worry about it for my sake.