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Swimming back to middle earth is on a whole new spectrum of jumping the shark.

Swimming back to middle earth is on a whole new spectrum of jumping the shark.

Swimming back to middle earth is on a whole new spectrum of jumping the shark.

Swimming back to middle earth is on a whole new spectrum of jumping the shark.

Swimming back to middle earth is on a whole new spectrum of jumping the shark.

So uh first time I’ve been hired then released within the first day. So either it was a fluke or the economy might not be doing well.

So uh first time I’ve been hired then released within the first day. So either it was a fluke or the economy might not be doing well.

“Okay Google, in 30 minutes, remind me to put lube on my bike chain."

30 minutes later, I get “Put boob on my bike chain.”

Sounds uncomfortable.

okay 3 chapters left. I’m going to to try to find a better job so I can nip another problem in the bud. The grand irony of all. Money.

My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 

Four Chapters left to fix.

Still revising, its a good thing I’m going through chapter by chapter and have an outline cause I can tell there’s this weird tone shift I have to solve.

Anyone else ever look at your own writing go be confused of a weird tone shift?

Still revising, its a good thing I’m going through chapter by chapter and have an outline cause I can tell there’s this weird tone shift I have to solve.

Anyone else ever look at your own writing go be confused of a weird tone shift?

Revising 100%

Page Count :527

Word Count: 76147

Now I have to read through it.

So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips?  Seems rather pointless.

Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could pull it off?

I have had such an idea. It’s a furry story about four boys from a racoon-like race whose island home is under occupation by tiger-like invaders. The boys manage to find an ancient artifact that they hope will give them superpowers to drive the invaders away.

Instead, the artifact turns them into a boy band. 

God help me, the story going to be called “Band Together.”

The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!

The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.

The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!

The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.

The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!

The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.

Here’s a language funny.

If Tomb and Womb have the same sound

then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced Boom?

“Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”

60% done with the revamp. Had to rewrite and shove things into book 2 and three lol

So there’s that.

60% done with the revamp. Had to rewrite and shove things into book 2 and three lol

So there’s that.

Being an American, I normally prefer to use American spelling. But I just can't bring myself to write "epilog" rather than "epilogue." "Epilog" reads like the output of an '80s computer program, or maybe the men’s version of the Epilady.

Black’s so overdone as a nefarious color choice.  In my current potter fanfic, it’s now canary yellow!  Really helps distinguish this group from the others.  (The next group in this story will be using bottle green.)