Reminds me of an ancient joke I heard when I was a mere lad.
A young woman comes into an embroidery shop and asks the proprietor if they can do custom work on something delicate. Asked what she means, she pulls a pair of nylons* out and says, “Up here at the top where it’s reinforced for the garter.”
Examining it, the owner says, “It’s kind of touchy but I think we could manage it. What do you want it to say?”
“Something I saw on the back of a truck, ‘If you can read this you’re too close.’”
“Okay, would you like that in Roman or perhaps script lettering?”
“Braille.”
*I said it was ancient.