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  1. Desiderius Price
    I once set loose a rogue enchanted dildo inside Hogwarts, it’d randomly go from person to person (uninvited).
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  2. Deadman

    sex toys in stories

    Wilde_Guess and one other reacted to Deadman for a topic

    Certainly not crazy. In fact, you’ve given me some fun ideas for my own writing. I work in a fandom that has some magical stuff though I’ve mostly stayed away from adding magic to the smut I’ve been writing. Now I’m thinking about the idea of something crawling into someone. There’s actually a real example of this, though not for sex purposes, in the fandom. So thanks for giving me ideas.
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  3. Deadman
    All very interesting ideas. Maybe I should think this through more.
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  4. Desiderius Price
    I do have fun with my potter fanfic… even had a toffee that turned hair jet-black (that was it). Poor Ron when Ginny thought she was giving a midnight blow-job to Harry…. Potions to elongate the todger (Harry didn’t read the label, took the WHOLE package, ended up with one towering up to 40’ high). Oh, and the magical condom, a spell that’ll allow for perfect sex, only price is losing your magical abilities for the next 48 hours.
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  5. Deadman
    That could also be a lot of fun I can imagine.
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  6. Desiderius Price
    Saw this excellent quote for the day… “Don’t screw with the people cooking your books!”
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  7. Desiderius Price
    My thoughts when I read the article years ago… why didn’t they let it go a tad longer and cut themselves out of the gene pool? (Not fatally, mind you… just enough to serve Darwin )
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  8. Wilde_Guess
    Hi, Desiderius Price and all. Didn’t Black and Decker try to make an inexpensive knock-off of that in the late 1970s? After all, not everyone can afford Milwaukee tools. IIRC, the model in the print ad showing the device off had crooked teeth and was visibly wearing braces. Now, if only I could remember the name of that particular tool line… 😉 Cheers!
    1 point
  9. InvidiaRed
    I believe the phrase on tumblr is anything is a dildo if you try hard enough.
    1 point
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