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So, I'm proud to say that I have accomplished all my goals for April and then some. Not only did I finish "The Red Day" and post a new chapter of "Into the Third Dimension," two chapters of "Smooshed," and my raffle winner's story "Big Lincoln, Little Lincoln," but I managed to finish "Show Dog," too. Now that I've dislocated my shoulder patting myself on the back, I've decided that rather than setting specific goals for the coming month, I'd rather just list some things I've been working on that have better-than-even odds of seeing the light of day within the next two months or so: -More chapters of "Smooshed" and "Third Dimension," of course. -"The First Adam," a blasphemous multi-chapter original story about how a lusty, megalomaniacal Adam screwed up God's first iteration of the world. -"Clydeborg: The Six Million Dollar Ladies' Man," a two-part Loud House fic in which Clyde accidentally swallows Lisa's prototype "adaptation chip" and becomes a super-stud. -The initial chapters of "Depravity Falls." This will be an 11-chapter story told from Mabel's POV. Mabel and Dipper return to the Falls for another summer working at the Mystery Shack, and Mabel finds a mysterious talking statue that helps her embark on a series of sexual adventures. -"Liberatrix," a two-part sequel to my Miraculous story "Miss Match." This one has been in the works for a long time; after I first started writing it, I realized that I hadn't adequately thought the storyline through, so the story went back to the drawing board for a while. But now it’s all ironed out. Here’s a summary: When Mayor Bourgeois shuts down the new Museum of Erotic Art and History, Hawk Moth akumatizes the frustrated curator into Liberatrix, who sows sexual chaos around the city. With Ladybug and Cat Noir suffering crippling aftereffects from their encounter with Miss Match, will they have any chance of stopping Liberatrix? For dates farther in the future, I have two more major fanfics in the works: -"Secret Sash," a Fireside Girl-centered sequel to my very first Phineas and Ferb fanfic, "Rated F." The seven members of Fireside Girl Troop 46231 split up to earn various sex-related patches, then come back together to earn a couple more. -"Out of Hand," the final story in the trilogy of Loud House fics that started with "Enter the Sandboy'' and continued with "Just One Rule." Like its predecessors, this story will have 10 chapters, but they're likely to be longer than the chapters in the previous stories because most of the sex scenes will be more involved. I have other stories in the works, too, but right now, these are the only ones far enough along to merit mentioning.