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We went to our in laws big get together. Strange day, Lizzie’s mom hugged me and apologized for being such a bitch to me I guess it only took like 18 years to figure out I didn't want Lizzie or Steve, I wanted Lizzie AND Steve Shes taking me to lunch today, just me and her gotta admit I'm a little nervous. I'm still not sure how I feel about this change of heart, so used to her hating me.

Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out. Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.

A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF.

I second what DP said. Just make sure YOU are not the lunch. B

I moved the discussion parts to the story topic

And I just came up with my holiday fic idea…..

To All you Yanks Happy Holidays & hope you enjoyed the festive meal. We are all alive and above ground which is a win according to my dad and worth being Thankful for.