Hmm,adopting a grown man, that will have a pack of hungry women looking for him.... nope. Sorry, you on your own on that one, I prefer my peices and parts where they are, and intact. I've seen territorial women, nope, not gonna die. Give your girls a huge hug, every one of them, i'm sure they need it after you took off. Don't let the students get the better of you, and stay on your game, only way to get them home alive.