Eenie, meanie, miney, mo,
We catch a minor by the toe,
doesn't matter how long we take,
everything you did must GO!
Stay off the ADULT site.
Don't jeopardize the rest of us.
Don't come here whining that we lost your stories.
YOU did it to YOURself.
GO away.
Hey Guys,
You know you've seen these all over the internet. On pages, on facebook walls, even over at MySpace where the crickets cherp constantly. SO here are some for all of you to enjoy.
Add 'em if you got 'em!!!!
Some links:
The Erotic Thesaurus - A Guide to Purple Prose for the Literary Artist
The Amatory Ink - Thesaurus
I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute & other phrases to avoid in stories.
Erotic Synonyms
Erotica 101: Part 2 - You Called it a What? (Make sure you read the rest of the articles too!)
Dictionary of Sexual Terms and Expressions (Type in "penis" and scroll down to "see also" - all I can say is WOW! You can even switch the dictionary to F-words via the drop-down for a whole new level of slang. )
Sexual Synonyms
Mondoerotica Sex & Porn Thesaurus