JayDee

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    JayDee reacted to Tcr for a status update, Feeling like rewriting some of the oneshots I formerly had up here and took down, pos   
    Feeling like rewriting some of the oneshots I formerly had up here and took down, possibly reposting them.  Maybe.  Possibly.
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    JayDee reacted to CloverReef for a status update, Google “Naked Man Orchid”. Just do it. Now you know that’s a thing that exists. You’r   
    Google “Naked Man Orchid”. Just do it. Now you know that’s a thing that exists. You’re welcome. 
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, I am away for a week and will be without internet… wish me luck! Hopefully, I will ge   
    I am away for a week and will be without internet… wish me luck!
    Hopefully, I will get some writing done. I plan to extend and write more of an original story that @CloverReef has helped me with – thank you so much!
    If all goes well, I may start posting that upon my return.
    Later!
     
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    JayDee reacted to CloverReef for a status update, My cat has been trying to convince my dog to cuddle him for a good two years now but   
    My cat has been trying to convince my dog to cuddle him for a good two years now but the dog is too scared. So the cat just spent the last few hours using a big farty dog ass as a pillow. That, my friends, is dedication. 
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    JayDee reacted to Tcr for a status update, I think the dark pit might be breaking to see some light. A tiny sliver, but that's e   
    I think the dark pit might be breaking to see some light.  A tiny sliver, but that's enough, right?  Pull myself back through, carry on.  Despite what has happened in that time, I want to say thank you, to all you guys.  I appreciate it.  .
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    JayDee reacted to CloverReef for a status update, I told myself I’d wait a week in between posting more. Then I told myself I’d wait a   
    I told myself I’d wait a week in between posting more. Then I told myself I’d wait a day. Now I feel like waiting an hour is stretching my limits! I want to rain gratuitous porn upon the world!!!!! 
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    JayDee reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, 『ああ、ごめん、ごめん、探したよ』 My heart melts every time I hear that line… ::sighs dreamily::   
    『ああ、ごめん、ごめん、探したよ』 My heart melts every time I hear that line… ::sighs dreamily::
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    JayDee reacted to CloverReef for a status update, I'm in a strange mood. I'm nervous I think, because I gave ninestar a poke. And the i   
    I'm in a strange mood. I'm nervous I think, because I gave ninestar a poke. And the implied no I decided to accept last month is way easier than getting the official email lol. I'm not pretending I know what they'll say. But for my own sanity I gotta brace myself. I also have a ton more respect for those of you who have gone through rejections and kept on truckin
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Day UK leaves the EU: 29 th March. Day UK government bans internet porn: 1 st April.   
    Day UK leaves the EU: 29th March.
    Day UK government bans internet porn: 1st April.
    Nothing can go wrong here… nothing at all!
    Seems you will be able to visit porn websites if you go into an actual shop and physically purchase some kind of weird licence for a fiver, which you’ll need to use within 24 hours. This will be sold to you by the very last person alive that you want thinking of you and sex. Though even getting to the counter may well mean having to fight your way through a violent melee involving people fighting over toilet roll AND people who left it too late to buy bread and are now battling it out for the last Soreen.
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, So, having managed to somehow wangle the day off work, I have spent most of it rewrit   
    So, having managed to somehow wangle the day off work, I have spent most of it rewriting and redrafting an original story based on an idea by JayDee. There’s a little bit left to go, but I think I’m going to leave that to tomorrow since it concerns the ending, and I want to pitch it just right. I have no idea if this is any good at all, but I’ve decided to just wallow in the feeling and use it should I ever need to describe performance anxiety. I mean, who knows? One day, I might finally have gotten Elrond off with so many people that he really can’t… you know… face it.
    That’s a lie. If that ever happened, he could always face it…
    There’s no sex in this story. I’m going to need to write some after this. I’ve got several smut-filled unfinished tales to choose from. Maybe I’ll pick on Brienne & Co. Or Rikki. Mmm… Iason.
    Okay, I am sleeping!
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    JayDee reacted to InBrightestDay for a status update, So, I need to rewrite two scenes in Part Seven to varying extents (one scene is getti   
    So, I need to rewrite two scenes in Part Seven to varying extents (one scene is getting shifted from Kevin’s PoV to Luzurial’s, and another scene just has the setting changed), and on top of that my muse called and wants to throw something that will (hopefully) be kind of sweet and romantic at the beginning of the love scene.
    Combine that with the fact that my work schedule the last few days has been somewhat rough and the result is I have to try and do all of this tonight.
    Should I not be able to manage it, nobody be surprised if Part Seven doesn’t appear until Tuesday or (at the latest) Wednesday morning.  This will not affect when Part Eight is uploaded, since Eight just needs a little polishing instead of the work going into Seven, but I just wanted to give everyone a heads up.
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Well, I’m back, and I may even be writing again. I’m not going to say what’s been hap   
    Well, I’m back, and I may even be writing again. I’m not going to say what’s been happening, because that would just bore you all – and me. Suffice to say I suspected it before, but now I know that Hell is dually purposed as a carpet shop. You’ll finally realise how many rugs you’re standing on when cackling demons start pulling them from under your feet.
    Something is off with the universe lately, but perhaps it’s settling itself. Except, there’s Brexit to look forward to. Of all the things I hate, I hate that I’ve become one of those insane people who keep shelves full of bottled water… just in case. All we need is a second referendum, then the people of this country will vote ‘No Deal’ like lambs to the slaughter.
    Ah, well.
    For as long as it’s possible, I may as well potter about in my own AU’s.
     
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    JayDee got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Holy shitballs, I’ve just spent ages finding a way to use some hardass prompts in wha   
    Holy shitballs, I’ve just spent ages finding a way to use some hardass prompts in what’s basically a PWP draft chapter, and then the ones for the following week’s batch include juice. If I’d realised I’d have cheated and used the prompt sets in a different order.
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    JayDee got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Holy shitballs, I’ve just spent ages finding a way to use some hardass prompts in wha   
    Holy shitballs, I’ve just spent ages finding a way to use some hardass prompts in what’s basically a PWP draft chapter, and then the ones for the following week’s batch include juice. If I’d realised I’d have cheated and used the prompt sets in a different order.
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    JayDee reacted to Tcr for a status update, Whoo... woo hoo! Woo! 2600 views on Hunted! YAY!!!   
    Whoo...  woo hoo!  Woo!  2600 views on Hunted!  YAY!!!
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    JayDee reacted to Laevi for a status update, It's gonna happen. Decided to talk to HR and see what they can offer to me. I'm going   
    It's gonna happen. Decided to talk to HR and see what they can offer to me. I'm going to quit work and start my own business.
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    JayDee reacted to Mal for a status update, Billion Dollar Harem has just surged past 150,000 Dragon Prints! I knew it was going   
    Billion Dollar Harem has just surged past 150,000 Dragon Prints! I knew it was going to happen, I went to sleep needing around a hundred more and when I woke up, it was almost 80 prints over! I’ve spent the past few years working on this project and I still cannot get over the amazing response this story has had. It seems like every week I get an email or a forum post asking me about it or just some wonderful person telling me how much they loved it. This is a huge milestone, and I have you guys, my fans, to thank for it. Without your comments and your support, BDH would have died off a long time ago. But its because you guys give me the motivation to continue on that has allowed this story to shine. Remember this guys, Billion Dollar Harem is your story as much as it is mine because without you it never would have gotten this far. Thanks again so much to all my fans out there, and now, lets push forward to 200k!!!
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    JayDee reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Writing a dark lord is hard Dx When they are the main character.   
    Writing a dark lord is hard Dx
    When they are the main character.
     
     
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    JayDee reacted to Anesor for a status update, My mind just boggled when the tags for the first chapter of a mashup story elsewhere   
    My mind just boggled when the tags for the first chapter of a mashup story elsewhere was seven hundred words longer than the chapter.
    LSS, I decided not to read it as there were dozens of chars and worlds I don’t know nuttin about. The big mashups I’ve tried don’t give enough background and the more famous ones are ooc enough I begin to feel they were included more like clickbait.  I already have five stories pending to read for a while, no more.
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    JayDee reacted to CloverReef for a status update, Just googled myself because reasons. And I discovered someone else has adopted the na   
    Just googled myself because reasons. And I discovered someone else has adopted the name CloverReef in the last year or so. I am outraged! I thought I was safe with that name! lol. To be fair, I get outraged when someone else has my real name too, and that one’s fairly common. 
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    JayDee reacted to InBrightestDay for a status update, So I’m over on Literotica reading this Erotic Horror story called “The Girl Next Door   
    So I’m over on Literotica reading this Erotic Horror story called “The Girl Next Door.”  It’s about succubi, and it’s creepy and sexy and honestly kind of sad, but it’s carried me along for about four chapters seeing what’s going to happen next.
    Then at the end of Chapter 4 and continuing into Chapter 5, out of absolutely nowhere, we find out that the succubi have captured an angel, specifically the Angel Lailah, the only female angel.  The first scene of Chapter 5 is then concerned with her corruption (in these kinds of stories that’s less “seduced to evil” and more “physically pumped full of evil and forcibly transformed into something villainous”).
    There are three explanations I can think of for why this is happening to me.
    After spending too much time reading Thundercloud’s G.S.P. story, I have absorbed Jennifer’s superpower of Terrible Luck. The internet has become sentient, knows I have a thing about bad things happening to female angels, and is actively fucking with me. JayDee knows Kingmaker711, and ten years ago, they were talking, and JayDee said something like “You won’t believe this email I got about my story where a female angel is raped and tortured,” and Kingmaker was like “Oh yeah?” and JayDee was like “Yeah, some guy wants to write her a happy ending,” and Kingmaker was like “Man that’s bullshit; you gotta stop him,” and JayDee was like “I mean, I already said he could, besides it’s been a while and I haven’t seen anything, so he’s probably not writing it,” and Kingmaker was like “No, dog; I have a plan.  In 2013, I’ll write a story about succubi, which will be totally normal for the first 3.95 chapters or so, and then I’ll reveal that their apocalyptic plan involves corrupting a female angel, using her actual role in Jewish folklore so it fits, and they’ll succeed, but only after really dragging it out so this is as upsetting as possible, and then she’ll just be hissing villain for the rest of the final chapter and when the other angels show up they won’t try to fix her, but instead she’ll be sentenced to exile until Judgment Day, and naturally Email Guy will be wondering how she can repent and be redeemed since she was basically mindwiped and didn’t choose to do any of this, and then I’ll have the last time we see her be while she and Michael are locked in combat and he’s trying to strangle her, so Email Guy will realize that I haven’t established whether or not angels have souls in this setting and will have to contemplate Lailah being wiped from existence as punishment for things she didn’t choose to do, and just to make sure Email Guy can’t just write off the story, I’ll give it an ending with a gloriously insane action scene featuring the human protagonist, Michael, Gabriel and Raphael, and I’ll give it the most amazingly happy ending of any of my stories, as in the human race isn’t destroyed and Creation doesn’t unravel,” and JayDee was like “I don’t know if I see your point,” and Kingmaker was like “Email Guy will read this just as he’s attempting to write the Happy Ending part of his Happy Ending story, and he’ll be so depressed over Lailah that he’ll get serious writer’s block.  Problem solved!” and JayDee was like “Can you see the future?” and Kingmaker was like “I’m from the future!” Or maybe it was just an unlucky coincidence.
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    JayDee reacted to Anesor for a status update, Frustration (noun) When your first chapter in months after block really hit, has to b   
    Frustration (noun) When your first chapter in months after block really hit, has to be totally rewritten because you switched from 3rd person to 1st.
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    JayDee reacted to foeofthelance for a status update, Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you   
    Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you’ve now lost six years of writing and renders due to things never having actually backed up to the external drive. 
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    JayDee reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Blurbs are turning out to be my kryptonite Dx   
    Blurbs are turning out to be my kryptonite Dx
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    JayDee got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Well, posted a story with a Roman Shower. I guess that’s one off the sick bucket list   
    Well, posted a story with a Roman Shower. I guess that’s one off the sick bucket list.