InBrightestDay

Internet will shut down any day now and moving day is next week! Time to go on a frantic search for free kindle books to download! Maybe I’ll get lucky and find some free erotica en espanol to help me learn. 

Seems the internet situation will not be better. Home for a weekend, but it seems these homeward visits are gunna be few and far between.

Barely home at all, and already I’m taking off tomorrow morning. At least the internet situation should be better, and I hope to get some writing done at least. 

Good luck all, see ye on the other side.

First draft of “Pregnant in Alabama” clocks in at 3700 words. Billy Bob’s gettin’ bred y’all.

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

This has not been one of my better weeks…  

I get to put creamcheese maker on my resume before my book. Life is truly weird.

Just finished a first draft at 5008 words, which is the most I’ve done on a oneshot in a very long time. Now I need to roll it in glitter.

I finally took the plunge. I am now one of those people… I joined reddit.

Quadrille. Ok. I do a flashfic using this word as nothing else seems to work. I can’t even get the darn re-write to work! bah. 

Last day at home for a bit, not returning til late May, internet unexpected during my month away.
Chapter 9 of Blood and Lace is out for editing, so hopefully can post it on my return.

Things which literally never happen to me:
Hearing Nuvole Bianche without mentally melting into a blissful rapturous puddle Seeing “Woozle” snoring with his mouth open and his little tongue hanging out without snickering Smelling an old book without the urge to huff it like a lunatic regardless of who’s watching Tasting a well-prepared quality tea without being thankful for life in general Feeling Heiferlump step on me with her pointy little toes without shrieking in pain then apologizing for startling her.  

Oh, sweet gods, Notre Dame is burning… 

I took a challenge story back on March 24, and since then I’ve
Calculated a Hohmann transfer orbit from LEO to the Earth-Moon L4 point. Calculated another such transfer orbit (from Jupiter to Earth) to represent the planet-killing asteroid’s fall toward the Sun and thus the Earth. Looked up several minor moons of Jupiter. Done research into how dark matter can hypothetically collapse into small objects like planets or asteroids. Looked into the differences between baryonic and non-baryonic dark matter, to explain why nobody sees the object coming but it can still cause a mass extinction upon impact, and… Done research into a proposed space colony (the Stanford Torus) to have dimensions and structural plans for the station upon which our characters escape the devastation being inflicted on Earth. All of this for a mostly-incest PWP where a young man, his mother, his female best friend and his elder sister must repopulate the human race.
I may have gone overboard.

I took a challenge story back on March 24, and since then I’ve
Calculated a Hohmann transfer orbit from LEO to the Earth-Moon L4 point. Calculated another such transfer orbit (from Jupiter to Earth) to represent the planet-killing asteroid’s fall toward the Sun and thus the Earth. Looked up several minor moons of Jupiter. Done research into how dark matter can hypothetically collapse into small objects like planets or asteroids. Looked into the differences between baryonic and non-baryonic dark matter, to explain why nobody sees the object coming but it can still cause a mass extinction upon impact, and… Done research into a proposed space colony (the Stanford Torus) to have dimensions and structural plans for the station upon which our characters escape the devastation being inflicted on Earth. All of this for a mostly-incest PWP where a young man, his mother, his female best friend and his elder sister must repopulate the human race.
I may have gone overboard.

I took a challenge story back on March 24, and since then I’ve
Calculated a Hohmann transfer orbit from LEO to the Earth-Moon L4 point. Calculated another such transfer orbit (from Jupiter to Earth) to represent the planet-killing asteroid’s fall toward the Sun and thus the Earth. Looked up several minor moons of Jupiter. Done research into how dark matter can hypothetically collapse into small objects like planets or asteroids. Looked into the differences between baryonic and non-baryonic dark matter, to explain why nobody sees the object coming but it can still cause a mass extinction upon impact, and… Done research into a proposed space colony (the Stanford Torus) to have dimensions and structural plans for the station upon which our characters escape the devastation being inflicted on Earth. All of this for a mostly-incest PWP where a young man, his mother, his female best friend and his elder sister must repopulate the human race.
I may have gone overboard.

I took a challenge story back on March 24, and since then I’ve
Calculated a Hohmann transfer orbit from LEO to the Earth-Moon L4 point. Calculated another such transfer orbit (from Jupiter to Earth) to represent the planet-killing asteroid’s fall toward the Sun and thus the Earth. Looked up several minor moons of Jupiter. Done research into how dark matter can hypothetically collapse into small objects like planets or asteroids. Looked into the differences between baryonic and non-baryonic dark matter, to explain why nobody sees the object coming but it can still cause a mass extinction upon impact, and… Done research into a proposed space colony (the Stanford Torus) to have dimensions and structural plans for the station upon which our characters escape the devastation being inflicted on Earth. All of this for a mostly-incest PWP where a young man, his mother, his female best friend and his elder sister must repopulate the human race.
I may have gone overboard.

Why do all the ideas that sound awesome and inspiring at night sound so ridiculous and boring in the morning? Is it the sun?! Is the sun ruining all my fun? Bite me, sun! 

I took a challenge story back on March 24, and since then I’ve
Calculated a Hohmann transfer orbit from LEO to the Earth-Moon L4 point. Calculated another such transfer orbit (from Jupiter to Earth) to represent the planet-killing asteroid’s fall toward the Sun and thus the Earth. Looked up several minor moons of Jupiter. Done research into how dark matter can hypothetically collapse into small objects like planets or asteroids. Looked into the differences between baryonic and non-baryonic dark matter, to explain why nobody sees the object coming but it can still cause a mass extinction upon impact, and… Done research into a proposed space colony (the Stanford Torus) to have dimensions and structural plans for the station upon which our characters escape the devastation being inflicted on Earth. All of this for a mostly-incest PWP where a young man, his mother, his female best friend and his elder sister must repopulate the human race.
I may have gone overboard.

Writing a sex scene with a female dog means I can use “The bitch” as a descriptor and it’s not problematic. Which is nice, considering the entire rest of the scene is problematic as hell.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

Desperation is the mother of tyranny. Dark days incoming.
Article 11 and Article 13 have passed.

Watched this with my little niece then this happened. When Disney goes dark they don’t kid around.

So, there is something very wrong with the universe when my 24-year old niece is undergoing chemo for Ewing’s sarcoma.

Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate cancer?