Strange_idea

Holy crap, that was hard to watch.

I’m talking about Cuties. What did you think I meant?

Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?

I didn't used to have a favorite Disney villain. But the other night, I watched the Princess and the Frog, and now it's Dr Facilier -- the Shadow Man. Even his death is awesome.

The state of the world has finally convinced me: humans are too ridiculous for words.
From here on out, I choose to identify as a porg...

...because I, too, am small, awkward, chunky, incredibly useless, frequently in the way, and undeniably adorable, and I, too, make obnoxious sounds to communicate with others of my species.

I’m writing a fanfic in which a character writes fanfic of a fanfic. Is there an upper limit to how meta something can be?

I adore a protagonist who is clueless about the fact they have an expansive and expanding harem.

Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:

1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?

Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:

1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?

If stray cats were hot girls, my life would be a harem anime.

Who says nothing good ever happens to me? I’ve been invited to take part in an ancient local midwinter ritual to ensure the sun returns next year! The only downside is nobody wants to make plans for anything past the ritual date now, and apparantly I’ll have to lie on some cold stone for a bit.

A lady by the username of Maidenhair, who used to be a regular on here years ago, has sadly passed away.  She was a funny, selfless person who was always willing to help others.  56 is way too young.  RIP Linda.

so fantastic news that i wish i could post to facebook but I AM GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE FOR REAL! my blood sister is 10 weeks prego! cant post on facebook because my sister told me not too but i am bouncing off the damn walls!!! 

After all these years, I'm finally ready to confess: I killed the radio star and framed Video for it. Sadly, Video died in prison in 1998, but I hope this confirmation of his innocence brings some comfort to his two children, MP3 and Streaming.

http://www.foodtimeline.org/

For all your timeline food related needs

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096095 ...Hey look, a new fanfic by yours truly! In all seriousness, it feels good to be back. Next up, a long awaited futa fanfic

I was a dead star shone red into the infinite dark I bled

A dying city my inhabitants long dead

maintenance kept me just shy of that envied flat-line

My roots dug deep

your branches mixed with mine and my roots together entwine with thee and thine

Until I could no longer tell were you me?

Or was I mine?

Did I bleed out? Or did you bleed in?

A death that lasted yet was not mine

But was thee and thine

Here at the end

Time’s Den

To see with Dead and Dying sight

A strange mix of you and me

and through thine blooded light

A stranger’s might.

Impossibly bright.

Beginning.

Amphibia is totally worth watching. It’s much in the same vein as Gravity Falls and Star Vs the Forces of Evil. 

Any tips on writing a boss battle?

Thinking on maybe doing Raid Boss style. Haha

Ghoulneedle after needs needs a fitting ending.

RIP Cameron Boyce, gone way too soon

Yesterday for my birthday, I finally got around to watching Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. It was dope.

Finally got one of these accounts. Only took me… 7 years and two profiles, one of which I forgot the password of, on the archive site?

Dreams are weird. This thing could rupture universes by will alone and cause stars to supernova by looking at them.

Its galaxies were breathtaking works of art. Somehow it knew I pitied it and that pity was an insult. For all its power it just didn’t have that spark required for life. Like having all the ingredients for a recipe but still somehow missing a vital component. Sorta like wanting to make a pizza but not having an oven.

It said life was pointless but I’ve never known the answer so inherently.

I said the point of life was to live. That it had no right to insult even a single living cell. Since they just by existing were doing what they were meant to.

Its worlds were beautiful. In a sad sorta away for the one thing they all had in common was that they were devoid of life and always would be. It is the height of tragedy that all that beauty and breathtaking views were for it and it alone. And I couldn’t help but pity it.

How’s everyone doing today?

How’s everyone doing today?

I’m so tired