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  1. How y’all doing you lovely smutmuffins? 

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Idk a tentacle wedding sounds pretty unique

      you got fishpeople, cultists and the whole cthulu family involved.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Just you try explaining to Nyarlathotep it’s a “no kids” event.

  2. My first officially published book has gone live for the peeps who preordered and I’m freaking the fuck out :dancegirl2:

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      I slapped a link to it in the great wall of, @InvidiaRed! It’s through ninestar Press rn. I believe its going to be on amazon, etc also once the release date hits? Maybe?

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Congrats on yer getting published!

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      NineStar usually releases on Amazon as well, although they provide Kindle formatting on their site as an option. 

  3. It’s so damn nice to be writing again after such a long-assed drought. 

    1. Tcr

      Tcr

      You and me both.  Now the internet writing sites won't know what hit them again ;) .  Lol. (And the trophy is for a win, not so much thanks ;) .)

    2. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Yay!! Writing!

  4. Wooo! I hit the 5 chapter mark! Since that’s my I-Got-This-Far-So-Pretty-sure-I-Won’t-Drop-This-fic-Like-I-Did-The-Last-Fifty-Yay line in he sand, you know what that means, don’t you? Tiiime to unleash this porny beast upon the world!!!! Mwahahahaahaha! 

    Well… Soon as I edit and wrangle me a beta… BEWARE and so forth. 

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    2. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

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      that’s my I-Got-This-Far-So-Pretty-sure-I-Won’t-Drop-This-fic-Like-I-Did-The-Last-Fifty-Yay line in he sand

      :lol: It’s always good to have a line like that.

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      Oh crap I gotta write the summary. :no:

      I know how you feel.  It’s a surprisingly tricky thing to do.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Ha! I did decide on a title, thanks to Melrick. 

      But yeah, summaries. Who needs em? From now on I’m just going to load the summary field with top secret mind control words that force everyone who’d enjoy the story to read it and review. Those words exist! I’m sure of it! We just gotta make them harry potter writers tell us what they are! 

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      “LOL I SUCK AT SUMMARIES JUST READ AND REVIEW.”

  5. Sometimes I just wanna name my story what it is. Fuck nuance and creativity, this one shall henceforth be called “Porny Monster Fic with Maybe a Cult Too, If I Feel Like It.”

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      I vote for InvidiaRed’s idea. :)

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Sounds like a self-help book that I absolutely need in my life. 

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      A self-help book that enables you to bump into things man was not supposed to know….

      And more importantly, bump uglies with.

      Cause deep space and or a ton of other dimensions tend to be awfully lonely.

      *Warning Author is not responsible for any mishaps and or misunderstandings with unknowable entities. Please do not read if you are pregnant and or nursing. If you are a sex that cannot be pregnant please consult with the nearest available physician.

      Primary side effects include Xenophilia. unnatural growths. Sudden markings in dead or unknown languages on sensitive flesh. New orifices. tentacular genitalia. Ocular genitalia.Sapient genitalia.  Scales. bruises. Smelling colors. hearing textures. Speaking in tongues. Sudden new organs of undetermined purpose. Weight loss, Weight gain. Height gain. Height loss. Alternating sexes. Inability to understand modern language. Inability to understand any language. Unexplained smells. Bills and proof of residence of the following places.

      R’yleh, Carcosa, Lake Hali.

      Missing pets. Sudden new pets. Unknown suddenly interested family from Innsmouth. Cults with an inornate fondness for kidnapping. mundane ancient artifacts bearing your likeness. Sudden new discovery of your ancient burial place. Etc.. 

  6. I got the internet today! What did I miss?

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    2. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

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      I don’t know why I thought that said ‘cat porn’.

      I mean, it’s the internet.  I guarantee you there’s cat porn out there.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Khajiit has porn if you have coin.

    4. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

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      Khajiit has porn if you have coin.

      I’m now imagining a Duke Weaselton-style Khajiit with a big coat full of off-brand DVDs.

      mBQ8KiW.jpg

  7. Internet will shut down any day now and moving day is next week! Time to go on a frantic search for free kindle books to download! Maybe I’ll get lucky and find some free erotica en espanol to help me learn. 

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Moving to Edmonton Alberta, from Southern Saskatchewan.

    3. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

      Oh, okay.  I thought from the “erotica en espanol to help me learn” that you were moving to Spain or something!

      At any rate, good luck with the move and we’ll see you when you get back! :)

    4. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Nah, I just love spanish so I’m trying to learn it. That would be awesome tho. And thanks! 

  8. Anyone know of a decent publisher? I’m working myself up to trying this again soon as the moving drama calms down a bit. 

  9. I finally took the plunge. I am now one of those people… I joined reddit.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      There are some real incel weirdos on reddit, but I have seen worse on twitter tbh. At least reddit’s moderation is generally ok, and means that subs like TwoXChromosomes are inclusive! 

      For BW’s confused reaction – the broken arms thing relates to This ancient Ask Me Anything and how on reddit in every other thread someone will find a way to reference it.

      I, uh, I like the puns.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Did you not feel me glancing your way when I said ‘lost forever’ Jaydee? 

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      An ode to our @CloverReef

       

  10. As a proud Canadian, I successfully avoided the Trailer Park Boys ever since their unfortunate inception. I thought the whole thing was stupid. The glimpses I got seemed boring and ridiculous and offensive…

    Now I’m addicted to the goddamn show. Call help. 

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    2. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Redwall if yer into animation.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      friggin loooove kids in the hall and orphan black. Never heard of redwall, I’ll have to check it out!

    4. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Older cartoon kinda meant for kids. Based off a “Children’s” book series by Brian Jacques. Basically this fantasy world inhabited by anthropomorphic animals… who then slaughter the fuck out of each other. Seriously, the first book “Redwall” was a bunch of brigand rats besieging an abbey that had to learn how to defend themselves, including the fact that they had to take lives in order to protect all those who took refuge in their abbey.

      And that book was turned into a Kids TV show.

  11. Why do all the ideas that sound awesome and inspiring at night sound so ridiculous and boring in the morning? Is it the sun?! Is the sun ruining all my fun? Bite me, sun! 

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Ah yes. The burning orb of death

      that by first murderlight alight

      dreams must die.

    2. pippychick

      pippychick

      Everything and anything is possible at night, because the majority of people around you are dreaming, and you deal in dreams.

      Then, in the cold light of day, those same people are suddenly wide awake and cynical, and you know all they want to do is criticise.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Day shift muses are all hungover after hitting the wine too hard.

  12. Google “Naked Man Orchid”. Just do it. Now you know that’s a thing that exists. You’re welcome. 

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @InBrightestDay If I had a car, I'd bumper-sticker the f*** out of that. 

      @WillowDarkling I'm now 95% convinced orchids steal souls so... I dunno... Invest in some voodoo books or something too? 

    3. InvidiaRed
    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Here you go…   It’s a PDF file, with an inspirational poster I made, as suggested by InBrightestDay. Hope it works for you guys :P 

      naked man orchid inspiration.pdf

  13. My cat has been trying to convince my dog to cuddle him for a good two years now but the dog is too scared. So the cat just spent the last few hours using a big farty dog ass as a pillow. That, my friends, is dedication. 

  14. I told myself I’d wait a week in between posting more. Then I told myself I’d wait a day. Now I feel like waiting an hour is stretching my limits! I want to rain gratuitous porn upon the world!!!!! 

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    2. Tcr

      Tcr

      I expect to see 7 PWPs posted in 7 days!  Minimum!  Lol.

    3. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

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      I want to rain gratuitous porn upon the world!!!!!

      I am going to use this line at some point, completely free of context...

    4. Tcr

      Tcr

      @InBrightestDay:

      And on the 7th day, God said, "I want to rain gratuitous porn upon the world!"  And so porn sites were created.

  15. I'm in a strange mood. I'm nervous I think, because I gave ninestar a poke. And the implied no I decided to accept last month is way easier than getting the official email lol. I'm not pretending I know what they'll say. But for my own sanity I gotta brace myself. I also have a ton more respect for those of you who have gone through rejections and kept on truckin

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      I don’t know what to say to this, except that if they don’t take you on they’re insane.

    2. Tcr

      Tcr

      Well, you know how my rejection experience went...  And that was within the three months...  And the other who was accepted happened at about 5 months, so there is that...  But like Pippy said...  They'd be nuts not to take yours.

  16. Just googled myself because reasons. And I discovered someone else has adopted the name CloverReef in the last year or so. I am outraged! I thought I was safe with that name! lol. To be fair, I get outraged when someone else has my real name too, and that one’s fairly common. 

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    2. swirlingdoubt

      swirlingdoubt

      Nooo, it’s good! If anyone gets mad at you say the other one did it.

      (sometimes I wish I didn’t have a unique birth name – google me and there I am)

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      I can’t believe somebody would do such a thing!

      ~PlagueClover2,

      formerly JayDee.

    4. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Nice try, JayDee. You wrote a tentacle fic; I can never be mad at you. 

  17. The discord server was moved. I realised keeping it open to anyone was a mistake. As much as I want it to be active, I want even more for it to be a safe place for AFF users. It is now invite only. So for anyone who’s interested in joining us, DM me on discord! I’ll update the post on the great wall of… forum. 

    1. Praetor

      Praetor

           What’s a discord?  Is it related to the fantasy setting Discworld?

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      It’s a chat room, pretty much. Since it was hard to catch people on the chatbox, discord was easier for some of us. It’s free and you can get the app on your phone. 

       

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      “What’s a discord?” – Mario, finding a computer cable in the cupboard.

  18. Saw another specialist today. Beginning to feel like I’m a spud in a very rousing game of Medical Specialist Hot Potato. 

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Yeah, it sucks that you’re getting  passed around so much.

    3. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      The glorious medical profession… I ain’t bitter.

      Hope some answers come yer way soon.

    4. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      I feel sorry for all the Americans out there who have to go through this shit and then get hit with a bill for the privilege. 

  19. Got my eggnog, got my nutcracker collection surrounding me, got my music playing and my lights off, and a house full of sleeping animals. No responsibilities, no expectations, just me and the silent wintry night. This is Christmas my way. 

    I hope you all get your slice of happiness tonight, in whichever form you demand it. Love you guys <3

    1. Daye

      Daye

      That sounds super peaceful and relaxing! Enjoy!

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      That sounds absolutely perfect! :hug: Merry Christmas! :D

       

  20. I’m so relieved the Christmas anthology is going well. I feel bad for being semi MIA for it last year. You guys are awesome! My gorgeously talented AFF family! 

    Rock on, guys! 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      This is the second time I’ve submitted two, which is nice :)

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m really happy I was able to contribute to both this year myself. I really, really enjoy doing these anthologies! :hug: to you for hosting them, @CloverReef

  21. Holiday Anthology is up! There’s still plenty of time to write a story and contribute! Everyone is welcome!

    http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600109191

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Yay! My chapter is up, and the WAFF warning is in full effect. :lol: 

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      When I read it, I’ll make sure to have your Halloween stories open in another window in case it’s too fluffy for me and I need a dose of blood and horror.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @JayDee  It’s good to have fluff after my story :)

  22. Watching birds eating seeds (Youtube vids for my cat) and listening to nerd rap, looks like a nature show with super gangsta birds singing about zombies and gaming. 

    1. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      “She’s a real pill-popper!”  As pigeons are desperately pecking up seeds. 

      This is more fun than it should be. 

  23. It’s quiet… Too quiet…

    Look out, Starfox! It’s a trap!

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    2. InvidiaRed
    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Also, don’t forget

      Tumblr committed suicide so it might not be quiet for long even with Christmas coming up.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      I feel AFF should rush out a statement of policy on Female-Presenting Nipples.

      Possibly something like “We’ve heard of them, but they’re almost entirely unknown in the Harry Potter fandom.”

  24. For those of you who don’t follow me, the planning thread for the Holiday Anthology is up! But seriously, you should be following me.

     

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::cackles gleefully::

    2. Tcr

      Tcr

      "IT'S GARBAGE DAY!"  I mean, right seasonal movie, wrong quote...  And if anyone gets the quote...  You get a lifetime award of "Wow, Not the Only Obscure Movie Weirdo".  Lol.

      Seriously, hurrah  (why'd it autocorrectto Murray?) For this!!!!

  25. Finally got more than two words into a christmas story. I’m 1500 deep now, and suddenly all my plans turn to shit because my characters decided to do it their own way. Well if you wanna dictate the direction, you fictional assholes, you could at least write me an outline or something! 

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      You can always punish them. Write something like “In the background Justin Bieber music began to play on a continuous loop.”

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      @JayDee that is brilliantly evil!