give me prompts

[Guest riah]

I recently moved into a new house and am currently waiting for my wifi to be set up. As you can probably imagine, I’m super bored. And lately I’ve been feeling the itch to start writing again. So some prompts to occupy my mind in the meantime would be amazing.

Anything goes, as long as it’s original - no fanfiction this time, sorry! Besides that, I’m really just looking to write anything. Give me your prompts/ideas/challenges/requests!

[GeorgeGlass]

Maybe try writing something from a perspective you’ve never used before. I recently wrote a story in the first person plural (“We look down into the hallway and see...”), and it was a very interesting experience.

[Ichasennin]

 

5 hours ago, Guest riah said:

I recently moved into a new house and am currently waiting for my wifi to be set up. As you can probably imagine, I’m super bored. And lately I’ve been feeling the itch to start writing again. So some prompts to occupy my mind in the meantime would be amazing.

Anything goes, as long as it’s original - no fanfiction this time, sorry! Besides that, I’m really just looking to write anything. Give me your prompts/ideas/challenges/requests!

It’s a bit difficult without knowing what you like to write. Or to make matter simpler, what is that you don’t like to write?

[JayDee]

Some prompts:

 

The last Angel in a universe abandoned by god and overrun by demons goes on a quest to find a really good taco stand and falls in love with the woman running it.

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A woman finds using Tinder finds herself. She gets in contact thinking it is someone pretending to be her, and discovers it’s connected to a parallel universe. She has phone sex with herself.

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A redheaded witch gets gangbanged by… wait, no fanfiction. And it’s not my prompt anyway.

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The (fictional) world’s shortest woman meets the world’s tallest man at a world record event and has sex somehow. They’d probably need lube.

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A nerd goes to fuck his mom’s vacuum cleaner. When he kisses it, it turns out to have been an elven princess under a curse. She mocks him for trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner and then fucks his sister.

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A Dwarf, an Elf and an Amazonian warrior walk into a strip club.

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A woman with vagina dentata meets a man with a regenerating penis.

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Man picks a woman up in a bar and she turns out to be an IRS Agent.

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A woman can only come in haiku.

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A man and/or woman engages in some form of sexual contact with a man and/or woman.

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A werewolf accidently gets knotted into a glory hole.

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The spirit of Lake Chaubunagungamaug has sex with the first person in history not to laugh at her name.

[Ichasennin]

16 minutes ago, JayDee said:

Some prompts:

 

The last Angel in a universe abandoned by god and overrun by demons goes on a quest to find a really good taco stand and falls in love with the woman running it.

**

A woman finds using Tinder finds herself. She gets in contact thinking it is someone pretending to be her, and discovers it’s connected to a parallel universe. She has phone sex with herself.

**

A redheaded witch gets gangbanged by… wait, no fanfiction. And it’s not my prompt anyway.

**

The (fictional) world’s shortest woman meets the world’s tallest man at a world record event and has sex somehow. They’d probably need lube.

**

A nerd goes to fuck his mom’s vacuum cleaner. When he kisses it, it turns out to have been an elven princess under a curse. She mocks him for trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner and then fucks his sister.

**

A Dwarf, an Elf and an Amazonian warrior walk into a strip club.

**

A woman with vagina dentata meets a man with a regenerating penis.

**

Man picks a woman up in a bar and she turns out to be an IRS Agent.

**

A woman can only come in haiku.

**

A man and/or woman engages in some form of sexual contact with a man and/or woman.

**

A werewolf accidently gets knotted into a glory hole.

**

The spirit of Lake Chaubunagungamaug has sex with the first person in history not to laugh at her name.

... wat

[JayDee]

No, I don’t have any prompts for Wat. As fine a name as it was for many a medieval commoner. Most famous being Wat Tyler.

[pippychick]

Someone moves into a new house. While waiting for their new wifi to be set up, they can’t help noticing that alongside all of their new neighbours’ locked wifi connections, there is an open connection with an innocent title. Maybe it calls itself “Free Wifi” or something. Maybe the person ignores it at first. So it gets creative. It changes its tag.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? (OPEN)

JOIN THIS NETWORK (OPEN)

WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR OWN WIFI TO BE SET UP (OPEN)

Maybe it starts calling the person by name. Until, eventually, overcome and doomed by their own curiosity, they connect.

What do they expect? The world to fall down? Did they use that less valuable laptop? The old one? You know the one, the one that it doesn’t matter if it gets compromised somehow? The one they never use for banking? Does it matter?

They’re online. They can do all the usual things they do while online. They can read the news, go on twitter, talk to friends. They can view pornography. They can post any old filth that they want. Perhaps it’s surprising how quickly they trust this new connection, having run a couple of virus checkers and malware programs. There’s really nothing wrong with it. Maybe there’s something wrong with them.

Possibly, they never actually made it to their new house, and their newly freed soul got lost somewhere on the way to the next place. The choices they make and the spaces they visit would determine which place that would be; heaven or hell.

Obviously, I’m imagining it would be a lot more fun for the MC to be damned by themselves, but you could go the other way. It’s a microcosm (in a story) of the whole ‘free will’ thing, so you could make it as philosophical as you want, as satirical as you want, and clearly there’d be lots of lovely temptation going on left, right and centre that you could play with.

[JayDee]

That one gave me a little chill and I’m not even moving home.

[GeorgeGlass]

Pippychick, if I end up writing a story called “Terms of Service,” it’s gonna be your fault.

[Desiderius Price]

I’ve got an idea, but I’m holding onto it for my Halloween story!