BronxWench Posted March 24, 2016 Report Posted March 24, 2016 Prompted by a conversation I wandered into this morning in our very own Procrastination Station, I found myself wondering... In how many languages can our members say "Shut up, asshole, and fuck me!" (or something close to that sentiment, of course)? Let's play! Quote
BronxWench Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) In French (and mine is rusty, so feel free to correct me...): Enfermé trou du cul et baise-moi! In Sindarin Elvish (because I'm a geek that way): No dhínen! Puitho nin! (or Avo bedo 'sevin i dhâf' a charo! if you want the more polite version) Edited March 24, 2016 by BronxWench Quote
julpups Posted March 24, 2016 Report Posted March 24, 2016 Is "fuck me" here literal or more like "fuck off"? Well, I go with literal "fuck me": In German: Halt's Maul, Arschloch, und fick mich! Quote
GeorgeGlass Posted March 25, 2016 Report Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) I'm embarrassed not to have an answer for this--not even in Spanish, the only living language I've ever seriously studied, and possibly the language best suited for this kind of thing. Edited March 25, 2016 by GeorgeGlass Quote
pittwitch Posted March 25, 2016 Report Posted March 25, 2016 I want to know how to say it in Klingon ... Quote
BronxWench Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Posted March 25, 2016 The closest I can come is: toDSaH bIjatlh, 'ej nga'chuq HItlhej ghaj! Quote
julpups Posted March 25, 2016 Report Posted March 25, 2016 Latin: Tace tu stolidus et concuba me! (no guarantee for correctness though ) Low German: Hol dien Schnoeter, du Morsgatt, un nööck mi! Bavarian: Hoid's Maul, Oaschloch, und vegl mi! Can somebody say it in Mordor's Black Speech and Egypt hieroglyphics? Quote
BronxWench Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) Well, it's not IN Egyptian, but playing with fonts? Yeah, I can do that...a real translation will take longer, though. The Black Speech is harder. It uses a form of tengwar for writing, but there is almost no extensive dictionary for it. The same with Orkish. There simply isn't enough to do a proper translation. Edited March 25, 2016 by BronxWench Quote
julpups Posted March 26, 2016 Report Posted March 26, 2016 This game would be more fun with sound samples. I don't even know how to start pronouncing the Klingon version. Halt's Maul, Arschloch, und fick mich! klick on the small flash clip. Quote
CL Mustafic Posted March 26, 2016 Report Posted March 26, 2016 (edited) Okay so in Bosnian, Serbian, and Croatian, (It's a threefer!) it's : Šuti šupak i jebi me. This is how most people would say it but grammatically correct it would be: Umukni šupak i jebi me. But seriously, who uses correct grammar when asking to be fucked? I guess you could say it either way and get your point across. Edited March 26, 2016 by CL Mustafic Quote
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