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Prompted by a conversation I wandered into this morning in our very own Procrastination Station, I found myself wondering...

In how many languages can our members say "Shut up, asshole, and fuck me!" (or something close to that sentiment, of course)?

Let's play!

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In French (and mine is rusty, so feel free to correct me...): Enfermé trou du cul et baise-moi!

In Sindarin Elvish (because I'm a geek that way): No dhínen! Puitho nin! (or Avo bedo 'sevin i dhâf' a charo! if you want the more polite version)

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Latin: Tace tu stolidus et concuba me! (no guarantee for correctness though :blush: )

Low German: Hol dien Schnoeter, du Morsgatt, un nööck mi!

Bavarian: Hoid's Maul, Oaschloch, und vegl mi!

Can somebody say it in Mordor's Black Speech and Egypt hieroglyphics?

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Well, it's not IN Egyptian, but playing with fonts? Yeah, I can do that...a real translation will take longer, though.

Silly_Egyptian.jpg

The Black Speech is harder. It uses a form of tengwar for writing, but there is almost no extensive dictionary for it. The same with Orkish. There simply isn't enough to do a proper translation.

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Okay so in Bosnian, Serbian, and Croatian, (It's a threefer!) it's : Šuti šupak i jebi me. This is how most people would say it but grammatically correct it would be: Umukni šupak i jebi me.

But seriously, who uses correct grammar when asking to be fucked? I guess you could say it either way and get your point across. :D

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