Magusfang's Corner

[BigMan7307]

That just sounds so wrong, considering the spiders are some of the main characters in GITG. Hopefully the story ones don't read that, and decide to turn on their creator.

[magusfang]

The spiders I go after are small and squishy First one I see with a machine gun strapped to it and I quit!

[BigMan7307]

Just keep in mind, they have started to come up with micro tech. A wireless microphone they can stick to the back of a fly, brings new meaning to "fly on the wall"

[DemonGoddess]

*lends Magus the big hammer* go SQUISH them

[that-one-guy]

The spiders I go after are small and squishy First one I see with a machine gun strapped to it and I quit!

A little explosive would clear that right up, besides im sure an armed enemy didnt make you quit before. if you find a giant mechanical spider though, either be sure you have enough of the good stuff to wipe it of the earth, or run like theres no tomorrow

[Rescue25]

I'm living with eight women, "Not counting the dog, Ranging from four to fourty plus...I've been trained long ago!

spiders, i'm here to kill spiders

Trained or partially domesticated?

B

[BigMan7307]

Trained or partially domesticated?

B

Like most guys, partially domesticated. They still worry when he goes to the store by himself, wondering if he'll bring the right supplies back for that time of the month.

[magusfang]

If I am required to get THOSE items, I bring one of the girls, even if it's just the four year old!

[BigMan7307]

So you have someone to blame when it gets messed up? You really let the women loose in the mall without a chaperone? I hope you kept the credit cards.

[magusfang]

I saw every step they took, I may be a old gorilla but I'm a sneaky gorilla. I'm not letting my little girls out there alone, too many crazies! Besides, if they don't see me watching, I can't get in trouble!

A little explosive would clear that right up, besides im sure an armed enemy didnt make you quit before. if you find a giant mechanical spider though, either be sure you have enough of the good stuff to wipe it of the earth, or run like theres no tomorrow

The wife gets pissed when I set off exosives in the house, she say c4 is an outside toy!

That is so getting flagged by the NSA...hi guys

[BigMan7307]

I saw every step they took, I may be a old gorilla but I'm a sneaky gorilla. I'm not letting my little girls out there alone, too many crazies! Besides, if they don't see me watching, I can't get in trouble!

That's a good plan til the girls come home and ask you how you enjoyed shopping.

[magusfang]

I had fun, but your right, I have to lie my ass off. If they knew I was watching them every second they would be pissed. But I'm not taking chances with my girls!

[BigMan7307]

I don't blame you for a second on that one. I'm sure they would show their appreciation for you stalking them, in some way, even the little monkey, as crazy as she may be, you also know how precious she really is.

[magusfang]

Yeah, the thought of something happening to any of them literally makes me sick to my stomach; I just don't know what the hell I would do if something happened to one of them...the person at fault would have a very bad death though! I already have permission to go all hell raiser on them.

Edited December 20, 2014 by magusfang

[magusfang]

So Chapter 38 GITG is up

[that-one-guy]

Amazing. Poor Cat, I think even Rick would find all that hard to deal with, now that youve got that attack finished you can get more of the family reunion. I really cant wait to see how everybody reacts

[Rescue25]

Yeah, the thought of something happening to any of them literally makes me sick to my stomach; I just don't know what the hell I would do if something happened to one of them...the person at fault would have a very bad death though! I already have permission to go all hell raiser on them.

WHY would you need permission for that. Local LE might like to have an explanation though. Just another baddie out of their hair. Just don't let the media get a hold of it if the skin color wrong.

B

[Rescue25]

Very good chapter as usual. Bet there are some armor mods coming up. How did Max's unit fail. Thought the armor would stop all small arms fire. Can see the back wounds if main protection was focused on the front. Family reunion is going to be something else.

Not only the "family" but 50+ new ones.

Thank you for no serious cliffhanger. Do you think there will be another chapter before Christmas?

B

[magusfang]

WHY would you need permission for that. Local LE might like to have an explanation though. Just another baddie out of their hair. Just don't let the media get a hold of it if the skin color wrong.

B

actually i was talking about my wife's permission...thats the one that counts!

oh and there'll be at least one more chapter before x-mas...Samatha ride a buffello or mazybe grannies gone wild...just a working tittle...

[angeldust]

That's the ONLY One that counts. It's hard living with them but sheer Hell without them. The young ones need us to watch over them and the older ones we watch to protect ourselves from lady traps.

[magusfang]

yep, but watch out for the young ones too, then learn early...or maybe I'm just a soft touch...it been pretty well determined I'm easy!

[magusfang]

so just sitting here staing at a blank page...it mocking me...daring me to write something cause it knows i got nuthin...i really hate starting the chapters...sigh

[BigMan7307]

Who from Max's team don't make it out, we already know he feels defeated by having to leave the "donors" behind... only the great and wise Magus knows.

[magusfang]

everyone survives for now, but the war is still young...how you say, volstok is dead! well that would be telling

[angeldust]

Hey being easy is okay just as long as you're not cheap too. How about Max looked up from laying on the grass hearing his mother calling to him about two new neighbour boys from next door and wondering when did he doze off?