StoryJunkie Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Posted July 6, 2006 One day. But until then, FORUM ON! (Kind of the opposite of Fuck off) How hard can it be? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 If I'm doing my job right, rock hard. Why do cats have whiskers? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 They're tactile organs, used to feel sensations near their face. Humans don't need 'em because we have free hands. How do you avoid penalties? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 By breaking all the rules and paying everyone to ignore you. Which way is up? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Posted July 6, 2006 The hardest way Which way is down? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 The all too easy way Which is My left? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 The left which is left after I take my left. Does Might make Right? Quote
quamp Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 Only when it's They Might Be Giants. Are there any good politicians left in the world? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Bwah hah hah hah hah! Why are so many men obsessed with breasts? Quote
polywolly Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 They feel left out. Someone has yet to develop men's underwear that both lift and seperate. Why do women wear bras? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 I donno, you tell Me! What would mens underwear the lifted and seperated look like? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Posted July 7, 2006 Like some strange empty elephant disguise. What's in YOUR underwear drawer? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 underwear. What is in your socks drawer? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Socks, of course. If it's filled with anything else it wouldn't be called the socks drawer. Who do you want to own? Quote
redsliver Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Lex Luthor, but they always makes Superman the winner. Where do babies come from? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 Vending machines. Where do vending machines come from? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Posted July 8, 2006 Heaven. Why do socks go in as a pair and come out single? Quote
polywolly Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because they got into an arguement during the cool-down cycle. Are pieces of pizza called slices or are slices of pizza called pieces? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Posted July 8, 2006 Definitely. Is it possible to eat too many slices and pieces? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Only on Thursdays, durring a full moon. Does it matter what we call pizza parts? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Only if it doesn't matter to you if you get anchovies for crust. Why can't companies make junk food that's good for you? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because only God holds the secret to doing that, and if he told us, then he'd have to kill us. Why do they call it "Honey Mustard" when the primary ingredient is mayonaise? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Sssssshhhh it's a secret to make sure all who eat honey mustard thinking it's less fattening gain huge amounts of weight and go out and join gyms owned by the makers of honey mustard. Why don't people naturally have green hair? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because then the cows would think their head was covered with grass and eat it. Why does a watched pot take so long to boil? Quote
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because it gets staged fright. Why did you make all the cool dinosaurs extinct? Quote
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