Nanaea Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Because it's sentient. Why do I feel like I have ants crawling all over me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Because the Earth has been invaded by invisible ants. (for real, Nanea? Eww!) Why am I so tired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 not enough speed mixed in your cocaine Should I whip up a batch of LSD or get a legitimate job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Get a job. Preferably at the DEA. You'll get unlimited supply of 'evidence'. What's worse: drugs or pedophiles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Politicians, obviously! Have you no shame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Zilch! Did I ever tell you about thaat time I passed through Racoon City? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Yea, it had somhing to do with bondage collars and an oversized toothbrush. Are there real psychics in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I knew you were going to ask that! (Yeah, for real, Melody. Had to go undress to convince myself one these freaking ants that have invaded my home hadn't gotten into my clothes.) How do I get rid of the ants that are taking over my house without resorting to nasty pesticides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 You put lots of tasty food in your neighbors house. What does the universe revolve around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Me, of course! Why 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Because it was funnier than forty one. Why is Douglas Adams so funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Because he's dead. Why wasn't my answer actually funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Because the death of Douglas Adams is a very serious thing. Do you suppose the ORLY owl understands he's a celebrity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Only if he tells Me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. What's the difference between a Utopia and a Distopia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 The beginnings. What should I make for dinner that involves me making minimal effort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Reservations. Would you like a twinkie burrito? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 No thanks. Why can't you please everyone all of the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because of people like me. Why am I addicted to these forum games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because of the hypnotic suggestion embedded in my sig. Why is it so bloody hot tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because god really *does* hate you. *Why* does god hate us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Speak for yourself. God thinks I'm the best thing sinced sliced bread. Why is cheesecake so delicious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because you can have cherries on top! What came first- the chicken or the egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Waffles. Why is breakfast the most important meal of the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because it is impossible to function without coffee. Why are we here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because they didn't want us over there. What is the meaning of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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