Guest Agaib Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Because My father wont give me his adress. Or, that's just what gives Me headaches. Why do people harm themselves for beauty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Because they can't see the forest for the plastic surgeon. Where have all the flowers gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 To make stupid floats for the rosebowl parades. If birds live in birdhouses, then what lives in treehouses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Trees silly. Little, teeny, tiny trees with evil intentions. Should I eat a snack this close to dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Not unless you share it with me. Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 It depends upon the object of the affection. If you mean chocolate, then yes. It's better to have loved chocolate and lost it (eaten it) than never to have had chocolate at all. If you mean that complex emotional thingy, I'll have to get back to you. Are rambling thoughts always creative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Well, that all depends. Why would anyone want to call adult diapers "Depends?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 cause its better than "Opps I crapped my pants" How long does it take to reach the end of the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Just count the days until the next election... Is there magic in science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 No. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... Did someone say curtain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 You did! Who's been changing our titles? Why am I flipping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 'cause your a ninja. Why do people feel the need to inflict others with stupid, pointless holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Well, it gives them an excuse to take off of work. Not that anyone actually allows holiday vacations anymore. What will really happen when the big revolution comes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 We'll all find out we're just pawns of the evil dust bunnies. Why don't cats sweat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Because they have little bottles of roll-on deodorant stashed in their litter box and several potted plants. Can stupid be blissful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 YES! (which gives me great hope) why can't dogs walk themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Because they'll end up tripping over the leash. Why isn't it cooling down tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 globel warming. what do twinkies and mountan dew have in common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 They were invented by aliens. Stoned aliens. Why do dreams feel so real sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Because we dream about what we want to happen. What do you want to happen in the next few hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 double post deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 sleep How big is the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 It's smaller than the ego of some people, but large enough to fit most of us in. Are we as a society becoming to fragmented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Blame the penguins. Trust Me, the penguins have done it all. Why are the penguins now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Why do I get to answer the incomprehensible questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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