Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 It stops. Why do we dream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 to keep from going insane. Why am I still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because forum games are like internet crack. If nobody wants to get up early, why do all businesses open at freakin' *dawn*?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because they are owned and operated by sadistic, sleep-deprived bastards. Do people get overcharged for ice cream in hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 No, because nobody will sell ice cream for any amount of money there. It's a place full of torture, you know. What would a masochist's hell be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Full of Care Bears. What would a masochist's Heaven be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Full of Care Bears. Where do agnostics go when they die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 To the great Glamukfratumaliotmrrytik. Also known as Mr. Glam Where did all the spaceships go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Iceland Why can't I have eye lasers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because all the sharks have them on their heads. Why can't just have a moat with sharks that have lazers on their heads?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because you can't ask the question clearly. Why did I have to grow up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because growing down is too wierd. Why does Slartibartfast sound so rude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Because two of the sylables rhymn with "fart' and fart, though amusing, is a rude word. Why won't it Stop. Freakin'. Raining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Where? Is it true that gravity keeps us all from flying out into outer space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Not quite, gravity stops us from boiling into a pressureless gas. What alcohol is the best panty remover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 What are panties? Is there only one way to skin a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Yes, if you have the patience for it. Otherwise, a wood chipper works well too. Why don't you ever find out until it's too late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 because if you found out on time, you could have stopped it, duh! Is it possible to eat an entire enchilada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 It's possible. Just do it slowly. What do they mix in kebab meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Sheesh, I don't know. Why do we get hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Because you people keep talking about food. When does being up late become being up early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 When the moon slams into the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 When will Pixagi ask me a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 When he remembers the game. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 4. Always 4. Where did you get that hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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