Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 er ... by flying? How does Santa deliver presents to people without chimneys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 He's magical! Will you two ever get tired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Some day Is life hard or easy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 life is easy, it's humans that make stuff hard. how many double entendre's can a person fit in a sentence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 forty two Why is Cannon in D by Pachabel so annoying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 It's not. You only think it is. Why are comics so entertaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because watching grass grow isn't despire the amount of people who would "rather watch grass grow" why do people make asinine comments about life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 To make themselves feel better. Why does logic not always work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because somtimes it's applied to inapropriate situations. Why should people learn to use logic properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because then they might actually realize some things about life. Why do we have green alligators, long necked geese, humpty backed camels and chimpanzees, cats, and rats, and elephants, but no unicorns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because they were eaten by the lions on Noah's Ark. Why has liberal become a dirty word in politics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because polititians use a liberal coating of bull-shit when speaking to their constituants. Why are cat's eyes slitted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 They're minions of Lord Voldemort, who has similar eyes IIRC. Why did Zidane do that stupid thing at the end of his international career? WHY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because he had frickin' bow! Every other FF hero at least got a sword, and Squall got a sword that was a gun! So getting eaten by a tree is an honourable suicide. Wait, is there another Zidane? What is the proper weapon to use when fighting evil possessed hippies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Rainbows attacked to sword hilts Is auto-fellatio a homosexual act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Only if you're super flexible. Will Agaib ever be able to tell when he misspells words? ^.~ (I believe you meant attatched up above.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 no. Why are men so stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Men are intelligent. It's just that you women don't want to admit you're wrong sometimes. Why can't a woman admit she's wrong sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Because they don't want to be understood. What's your astrology profile for today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Your life is nothing but junk." (How well, they know me) I think women are smart. They give birth to men, don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 No, that's one of the lies we let them believe. In truth, men are created from snips, snails and puppydog tails. So, what advice would you like to offer to the happy couple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 As long as the groom finished out the prescription, I doubt he'll be contagious. Have you seen Virginia Wolfe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I generally try to keep away from anyone who is woofing. Oh. Wolfe. My mistake. Is cancer contagious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Only if you're short. How do you open invisible treasure chests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Find the invisible snap on on the invisible bra. Where shall we go today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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