Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 So kids can participate in wishful thinking. Why are people so blind to everything going on around them? Quote
quamp Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 They do see what's going on around them; they just don't care about it. (Actually, root beer was named that way so that it could be offered as an alternative to beer by temperance people.) Why isn't George W. dealing with the true cause of illegal immigration - the corrupt governments we prop up? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Because he's too busy "Looking into" the rising cost of gas. (Which has gone up since he started this "investigation") Is it possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk today? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Possibly right now where I am, as long as it doesn't start raining again. How do they make fireworks explode into shapes? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 The fireworks gnomes. Why does everyone go "Oooh" and "ahhh" when they see fireworks? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Because they're being burned by the ashes. Why do humans think it's fun to gather in a large mass and watch loud explosions? Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Because they are pretty. Why am I weirded out when people refer to the sum of all people as "humans"? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Because it makes you wonder if they're not. > Why did Michael Jackson think he should get all that plastic surgery? Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery. If I say I don't believe a lot, can I become a fairy serial killer? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Yes, but the surviving fairies now are immune to skeptic-induced sudden deaths. What do fairies evolve from? Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 From all the flies you swatted. What's for breakfast? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 What, do I look like a cook? Make your own damned breakfast. What are waffles made from? Quote
quamp Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Waffle dust, the principal export of the country of Djibouti. Where is Djibouti? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Depends on where you buy your maps. Why does it get dark at night? Quote
polywolly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Because God drew the shades. How does one make smoke signals? Quote
redsliver Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 with cigars not cigarettes Do I need sleep when playing The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Only if you can't play videogames while sleeping. Why isn't Superman fighting Catwoman & Penguin in 'Superman Returns'? Batman did that in Batman Returns. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 'Cause Lois Lane put a SPell on him. Why don't Superman have problem cutting his hair? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Because he cuts it himself Is Louis Lane a dominatrix? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 She'd have to be to have sex with the "Man of Steel". ow. What does being a "triple threat" mean? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 You're never getting a date for the prom, oh wait, that's a tripple bagger! What did I do with my keys? Quote
quamp Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 They're right where you lefdt them. Is Kim Jong-il crazy? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I believe a better term is "Batshit Insane." Why are so many people stupid? Quote
polywolly Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 They didn't eat their green vegetables. What is the best way to castrate a galloping horse? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 A pair of nikes and a dull butterknife. Will we ever find our way out of here? Quote
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