quamp Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because every fashion comes back into style sometime. The next big trends will be Nehru jackets and acid-washed jeans. Why are predictions only 20% accurate? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because only Santa Clause can read minds. The rest of us are really just guessing. Do you know the way to San Jose? Quote
polywolly Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Yes, but you'll need a scooter, some raw hamburger, and a donut if you ever plan to follow my directions. When did they change the locks? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 When they realized someone had actually given you a key. Why is it always the darkest before dawn? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 24, 2006 Author Report Posted June 24, 2006 It's that damn dark star that no one can see. It preceeds the sun. Do dead cars go to heaven? Quote
Guest arora Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 no they go to the junkyard to be plundered by car necrophiliacs. why must i go to work today? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because the monkeys in my head have decreed it so. When will it stop raining? Quote
redsliver Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 When the magnetosphere dies and all the clouds boil off into space. When will wearing unmatched socks come into style? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 When people who don't hang out in AFF forums start wearing them. What purpose does Elevator Muzak serve? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Ask the people at the front desk. Why is the word cupboard so hard to spell? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because it has a letter U in it and U is an evil letter. When is lights out? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Once the sun comes up and then goes down, right after it goes backwards one more time. Why is My dog chewing my socks to tiny bits? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because you are the Messiah of the sweet smelling feet. When you're in front of the parole board, it's never a good idea to _____ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 touch yourself. I hate it when I forget ________ Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 To get dressed before I go to work. Instead of paying bills, I spent my paycheck on ________ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 sex toys When someone goes to work horny _________ Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 their secratary makes use of the extra large condom box you gave them When its hot, I... Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 go outside and hose Myself down with liquid nitrogen. Rabid squirrels are funny because ____ Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 25, 2006 Author Report Posted June 25, 2006 they get their games mixed up, just like anyone else. Why can't people just get along? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Becuase I want the red shovel I stole the red shovel from the blue shovel boy who was in a homosexual relationship with the green shovel kid. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Because you're a homophobic bully. What do you do when you realize that you should have sown your wild oats when you were young and free to do so and now it's too late? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 That no one in the world knows what you're talking about. Why is Shakespeare so famous? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Because he slept his way to the top /wink Why did I agree to this again? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Told ya to read the fine print first. Damn, premature WC final. Argentina or Germany? Quote
quamp Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 I'm hoping for Spain myself. Why isn't American Samoa playing the Turks and Caicos Islands for the title of worst soccer team in the world? Quote
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