Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 because God doesn't like you Why does everyone insist on waking me early Quote
polywolly Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Because they hate you, too. Do gods wear shoes? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Yes, in order to get a divine foot at the door. That wasn't originally from me. Who said that quote? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 That Guy Where, oh where did my little dog go? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 He met up with "This guy" What the hell is kitten huffing? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Illegal in most states and parts of Europe. Why won't they let me run naked through the airports? Quote
quamp Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 You might distract those guys who drive the electric powered cars and they'd hurt someone. (Of course, if you're female and cute, you're more than welcome to run naked through my home any time.) Is there anywhere else we can run naked? Quote
polywolly Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Over the river and through the woods. That's a well-traveled path. Should we run all the way to grandma's house? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 And risk catching her in compromising positions? NO!! When will you retire from the adult fanfic community? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Posted June 23, 2006 when I stop being an adult Why must everyone live so far apart? Quote
Guest arora Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 The world is big and not everyone plays well with others. where in the world is Carmen San-Diego Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 In your backyard. Holding a knife, waiting. Always waiting. Who invented dogs? Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Garfield, he was tired of kicking koalas off the table. How did people live before the internet? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 they used the pigeonet. When will the sun blow up? Quote
redsliver Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 4:30.21 am, December 28th, 2023, Atlantic Standard Time Why don't people like it when I serenade them with Queen on the bus? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Because they dont appreciate Queen. Why are lemons yellow? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Because oranges are orange and limes are green. Why is thunder so loud? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Because if it was quiet no one would notice it. What is scarier than ignorance? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 The Bush administration. Okay, okay, I've worn that joke out, I admit it. Why shouldn't the leasure suit make a comeback? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 (The bush administration was created by ignorance. So it isn't as scary as ignorance. It is ignorance.) Becuase it was stupid Who dares enter My domain? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 The Avon Lady. "Wanna check out my wild country, big boy?" Why is it dangerous to take a shower durringa thunderstorm? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Because you might slip and fall on the soap when the lights go out. Why would you take a shower during a thunderstorm? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 So I can pretend I'm a little flower in the rain. Why do I keep wanting to call children annoying little gits? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 because they are! Why am I itallics happy? Quote
Nanaea Posted June 24, 2006 Report Posted June 24, 2006 Because You think You sound more important when You use them. Why are tube tops back in style? Quote
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