Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Because you forgot to suggest it to the "right people." Who exactly are the "they" people talk about when they say, "Well, you know what they say..."?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 A guy named Sidney Smegma and his family. They live in East Overshoe. THEY are the they in everything. How come the smallest state has the biggest name? (Rhode Island's official name is: The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Seriously.)
polywolly Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Because they have an inferiority complex. Don't all the small ones? Does "giving head" mean something else to people from other cultures?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 In East Overshoe it means, "The check is in the mail." Why can't I do whatever the hell I want?
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 because then it would interfear with someone else's want Where is superman now?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 At the movies, last I checked. Where have all the cowboys gone?
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 to play cowboys and indians Is black all color or no color
redsliver Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Sure, they're called narwhals and are fat, ugly and get eaten by polar bears. Is there any animal more badass than the polar bear?
polywolly Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 A kitten. You might not think so when you look at them, but at night, they stalk full grown polar bears and take them down with one swipe of their tiny claws. That's why they sleep all day, if you ever wondered. Did REO Speedwagon ever record a good song?
NinjaGaijin Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Since I can't think of any in less than 10 seconds, then no. Would we meet in real life?
redsliver Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 No, I hide behind large bushes when I follow you. Is it worth waiting the nearly two minutes of toasting to eat the pop tart hot rather than cold?
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Yes, it is. Cold pop tarts suck. Can one survive on pop tarts and carnation instant breakfast?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Yes. The quality of life you'd have is another story. Should I take a shower?
Nanaea Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 No. Cleanliness is highly overrated. Do you like green eggs and ham?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Only with a side of Naked Elves and chocolate covered Gambits. Should I be writing?
Guest Agaib Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 My magic 8 ball says try again later. (Later...) Yes Why do I require D/s for a relationship to be fulfilling?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Because you'd feel rather silly if you required waffles and peashooters to make a relationship fufilling. Where do the children play?
quamp Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Well, I'd tell you, but then the place would be crawling with pedophilles. When did childhood become such an adult thing?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Since the spirit of long-dead adults started invaiding the children's brains. Why is weasle such a funny word?
Nanaea Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Because this one time, when I was gaming.... Oh nevermind! Why can't I stay away?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Because there is some form of visual crack embedded in the very air which you've become addicted to. Why do sea cucumbers look absolutely nothing like a cucumber?
Nanaea Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Because if they did they'd have to be called something else. Why do I even bother?
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 27, 2006 Report Posted June 27, 2006 Because admit it, deep down, you love to bother. Why is it bad to eat the fuzzy blue food?
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