The People Above And Below You

[polywolly]

^ Is one of the cool kids, in my opinion.

< Has only one obsession and several, smaller obsessions nested within, like those Russian dolls. Harry Potter leads to SS/HG fanfiction which plays on my love of Severus Snape which is fed by my obsession with Alan Rickman whom I've crushed on ever since I saw Die Hard 10 years ago...

V Survived my ramble and is glad I'll be wandering off soon to tend to my latest SS/HG fic.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ shouldn't wander off!

< Missed Polywolly again!

< Will eventually catch up... really... I promise.

V Is never online alone.

[StoryJunkie]

^ is psychic. (Indeed, homenetwork is six left-over scavenged computers that take up much needed cable streaming stuff. Since the t-storm the other day, my computer keeps getting kicked off. Oh well. Kind of like flushing the toilet when someone is showering.)

< Has survived one dis-heartening month.

V Is laid back enjoying this break.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Doesn't know me very well... I have nothing to take breaks from!

< Just got home from work and now has to cook for the family... but can put it off for a bit

V Never procrastinates!

[redsliver]

^ don't know me very well, do she?

< has yet to begin a five page paper assigned six weeks ago and due on monday.

V Is unimpressed as < has over a week left to write it.

[Nanaea]

^ Is correct about my unimpressed state.

< Took a C on a class I could've aced because I was too lazy to write the 25 page final essay which was 25% of my final grade.

V Shares my essay phobia.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should seek help overcoming her fear of essays

< does not suffer from essay phobia... was one of those twisted students that enjoyed writing them actually.

V Thinks I must be seriously unbalanced... at least moreso than most of us!

[polywolly]

^ Keeps her X-Men/Harry Potter obsession perfectly balanced.

< Would need that gigantic scale they used on that stupid Celebrity Fit Club show to balance her life.

V Has a secret plan to buy that gigantic scale and charge the neighborhood kids $5 bucks a ride.

[StoryJunkie]

^ She meant $10

< Stunned. What if you wrote your essay like a fan-fic? The thought is boggling my mind.

V wonders the exact same thing.

[redsliver]

^ Wonders why, wondering why things happen is the first step to discovering the world around us.

< Is now considering how to write an essay about the environmental effects of electricty production as a fanfic.

V is placing a bet with there bookie that I will succeed because the odds are 14 to 1, that's one hell of a payout.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Could easily work with some angst there... that'd be a great essay.

< Has her man reading over her shoulder.... I see you there.

< Has a man who is considering how to write his next paper as a fanfic. (should be easy... history major.)

V Is laughing at my man.

[Guest Chaotic Angel]

^ Isn't right about me laughing at her man, I would totally do the same thing.

< Wishes school was over with as she has to cook a 5 course gourmet dinner as part of her final exam (why did I want to be a chef again?)

V Proberly can cook way better then me

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has never tasted my cooking

< Should never be allowed near a stove

V Will teach me how to boil water

[StoryJunkie]

^ is confident in my masterful teaching skills.

< Can teach a lobster to boil itself

V Want to learn stuff too.

[polywolly]

^ Is willing to risk brain damage by attempting to teach me.

< Wants to learn how to fly. Wants to learn how to touch the sky. Thinks about it every night and day. Just spread my wings and... Whoa... That was freaky.

V Now has that horrid song stuck in their head.

[Nanaea]

^ Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit.

< Had to Google ^'s channeled lyrics.

< Has Pink Floyd/Tom Petty Learning to Fly medley stuck in her head now.

V Will sing it with me now.

[Guest Chaotic Angel]

^ Can't do it cause I don't know that song

<Is right now happily singing Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

V Thinks my music taste is odd

[redsliver]

^ Has odd tastes in music.

< Sang along to Tenacious D's Wonderboy in the middle of my professor's lecture.

V Can kill a yak from 200 hundred yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ knows my secret.... and now must be stopped before the world finds out...

< Realised that the world has already found out about my secret because many people will have read that post by now...

< Will just give up on secret all together.

V Wondering if I've gone mental.

[polywolly]

^ Went mental long ago, which is why we love her!

< Isn't far behind you on the Gone Mental Highway.

V Always wears their seatbelt on the Gone Mental Highway.

[StoryJunkie]

^ knows what a safety freak I am

< puzzling over images of everyone at their pc's wearing straight-jackets and smiling happily albiet a trifle crookedly

V Wants to know the secret latch to all safety mechanisms

[polywolly]

^ Has yet to realize how deft I am with all forms of latches and clasps.

< Has been unfastening her own bra for years.

< Achieved quite the crooked smile picturing all the aff folks wearing straight jackets and typing out posts with pencils clenched in their teeth.

V Dropped their pencil and will have to type with their nose until the nurse returns.

[Guest Agaib]

^ is the nurse

< Wondering if human hair from my back could aleviate the situation

v Will be nice and give me a pencil

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Can have his pencil back

< Hands Agaib his pencil

< Drops her own in the process... but has managed to pick it up with her toes.

V Is wondering how bendy one must be to get pencil from toes to mouth.

[Guest Agaib]

^ is probably bendy enough

< is bendy enough

v wishes he/she was bendy enough