redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ quite right < will borrow ^'s if she's done with them. V will need them back when V starts pounding back the Guinness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Can keep them til I need them! < Wonders how expensive it would be to ship boobs across the country. V Knows it depends on how big they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ knows its mostly about the poundage and partly about the courier < doesn't recommend UPS as its simply cruel to send a man out in shorts during the Canadian winter. V doesn't see how delivery men can handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Has standards when shipping body parts. < Knows the UPS guy who delivered to my old job just turned the heat up all the way in the truck. V Thinks that's a waste of gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Has a friend named UPS Guy. < Has a friend named UPS Guy. < Doubts it's the same guy, or else that guy has a hell of a delivery route. < Thinks that the heater is the best bet since long johns would look funny under the shorts. V Wonders if UPS Guy and FedEx Guy are related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ May be onto something. < thinks there might be a Jerry Springer episode in there somewhere! V Is a closet Jerry fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Can't decide if UPS Guy or FedEx Guy will flash the audience first. < Thinks DHL Guy is UPS Guy and FedEx Guy's illegitimate son. V Knows how that is even possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Has stumped me! < Isn't sure she wants to know how that's possible because it obviously involves an MPreg storyline. V Is tempted to write that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ would be wrong on that. < despises mpreg stories. v would rather her husband was pregnant instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Is fairly right on that one. < Also wishes her husband would get his ass home so we can go to this stupid party already and get home at a decent time! *grumble* V Knows the dangers of pissing off a pregnant woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ is correct on that score. < knows the danger of pissing off most women. v is a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Is very observant. < Is all ready to go, and is going to go change into her pjs in fifteen minutes if hubby doesn't get home. V Thinks < should give him twenty minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ is correct. < thinks ^ should go in ^ pj's. v would like to slap me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Should know it takes more than that to get me to slap someone. < Is getting cranky. V Is getting nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ is correct. < is suddenly glad I'm not married to ^ v is equally glad of that fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ well obviously as ^ is an "Aussie" or in understandable English, a hereditary criminal, and it just wouldn't be kosher to wish that on a fellow Canadian. < knows that English descended Canadians can often be traced back to female pickpockets, whores, Irish and orphans. Who were shipped to marry the soldiers in Ontario and Halifax to populate the cities. V wasn't aware of that part of Canadian history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Is wrong. < Has learned all about that part of Canadian history and just got to the Australia as Penal colony part with the kiddies yesterday. V Is impressed that < is keeping the hiSTORY as non-ethnocentric as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ is a little smug about their knowledge < enjoys history but has never bragged about what i know v does not enjoy history and wants to change the subject as quickly as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ not entirely true < prefers science to history but is always interested in history V favorite subject was neither science nor history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ Correct. < Preferred art. V Preferred gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 ^ not entirely incorrect < enjoyed watching the girls in gym and when we played floor hockey but was more of a nerd and preferred chemistry and math. V felt the best part of gym was the view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 ^ Sorry but no. I didn't go to school with a lot of hot babes. Those that were there were utter bitches who absolutely hated me (and almost anyone else fot that matter.) < Wonders if Dazzled is at that party now or not. < Wishes < were at a party, at least one where everyone isn't stuck up. V Life of the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 ^ if by party you meant the wake I was just at and life of you meant alive at then yes. < hates family reunions because there's always a casket. V hates family reunions for other reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 ^ Is mistaken. < Did go to a party last night V Has gotten days confused before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 ^ not a calendar freak < has confused entire fiscal weeks V knows the date with exacting precision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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