The People Above And Below You

[redsliver]

^ quite right

< will borrow ^'s if she's done with them.

V will need them back when V starts pounding back the Guinness

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Can keep them til I need them!

< Wonders how expensive it would be to ship boobs across the country.

V Knows it depends on how big they are.

[redsliver]

^ knows its mostly about the poundage and partly about the courier

< doesn't recommend UPS as its simply cruel to send a man out in shorts during the Canadian winter.

V doesn't see how delivery men can handle it.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has standards when shipping body parts.

< Knows the UPS guy who delivered to my old job just turned the heat up all the way in the truck.

V Thinks that's a waste of gas.

[polywolly]

^ Has a friend named UPS Guy.

< Has a friend named UPS Guy.

< Doubts it's the same guy, or else that guy has a hell of a delivery route.

< Thinks that the heater is the best bet since long johns would look funny under the shorts.

V Wonders if UPS Guy and FedEx Guy are related.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ May be onto something.

< thinks there might be a Jerry Springer episode in there somewhere!

V Is a closet Jerry fan.

[polywolly]

^ Can't decide if UPS Guy or FedEx Guy will flash the audience first.

< Thinks DHL Guy is UPS Guy and FedEx Guy's illegitimate son.

V Knows how that is even possible.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Has stumped me!

< Isn't sure she wants to know how that's possible because it obviously involves an MPreg storyline.

V Is tempted to write that.

[Melrick]

^ would be wrong on that.

< despises mpreg stories.

v would rather her husband was pregnant instead.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is fairly right on that one.

< Also wishes her husband would get his ass home so we can go to this stupid party already and get home at a decent time! *grumble*

V Knows the dangers of pissing off a pregnant woman.

[Melrick]

^ is correct on that score.

< knows the danger of pissing off most women.

v is a woman.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is very observant.

< Is all ready to go, and is going to go change into her pjs in fifteen minutes if hubby doesn't get home.

V Thinks < should give him twenty minutes.

[Melrick]

^ is correct.

< thinks ^ should go in ^ pj's.

v would like to slap me.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Should know it takes more than that to get me to slap someone.

< Is getting cranky.

V Is getting nervous.

[Melrick]

^ is correct.

< is suddenly glad I'm not married to ^

v is equally glad of that fact.

[redsliver]

^ well obviously as ^ is an "Aussie" or in understandable English, a hereditary criminal, and it just wouldn't be kosher to wish that on a fellow Canadian.

< knows that English descended Canadians can often be traced back to female pickpockets, whores, Irish and orphans. Who were shipped to marry the soldiers in Ontario and Halifax to populate the cities.

V wasn't aware of that part of Canadian history.

[Nanaea]

^ Is wrong.

< Has learned all about that part of Canadian history and just got to the Australia as Penal colony part with the kiddies yesterday.

V Is impressed that < is keeping the hiSTORY as non-ethnocentric as possible.

[dest]

^ is a little smug about their knowledge

< enjoys history but has never bragged about what i know

v does not enjoy history and wants to change the subject as quickly as possible

[redsliver]

^ not entirely true

< prefers science to history but is always interested in history

V favorite subject was neither science nor history.

[Nanaea]

^ Correct.

< Preferred art.

V Preferred gym.

[redsliver]

^ not entirely incorrect

< enjoyed watching the girls in gym and when we played floor hockey but was more of a nerd and preferred chemistry and math.

V felt the best part of gym was the view.

[quamp]

^ Sorry but no. I didn't go to school with a lot of hot babes. Those that were there were utter bitches who absolutely hated me (and almost anyone else fot that matter.)

< Wonders if Dazzled is at that party now or not.

< Wishes < were at a party, at least one where everyone isn't stuck up.

V Life of the party.

[redsliver]

^ if by party you meant the wake I was just at and life of you meant alive at then yes.

< hates family reunions because there's always a casket.

V hates family reunions for other reasons.

[dazzledfirestar]

^ Is mistaken.

< Did go to a party last night

V Has gotten days confused before.

[Keith Inc.]

^ not a calendar freak

< has confused entire fiscal weeks

V knows the date with exacting precision