Guest echtrae Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ is bored with job < has a job that is kept far too busy to even consider logging in v is in need of a very busy job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ is probably correct < looking for busier job v is too busy if can't take a few minutes to screw around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ job hunting < is considering the possible need to perform a similar ritual v has resume up to date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dest Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ is in search of less busy job < wishes resume was fuller v has a very full and impressive resume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ has seen it? < 4 submarines, 1 tender, two shore commands, 14 patrols, 2 shakedowns, instructor,leading petty officer, wharf supervisor, nuclear weapon handler, enough collateral duties to choke a horse, qualified to shoot a dozen weapons, and duty driver V has a resume with a smiley face on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Has been busy. < Doesn't have a resume anymore. < Has been as SAHM (stay-at-home-mom) for the past 13 years. V Wants to be a SAHD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Is getting a little premature on < < read that ^ was a SHAM V a hoax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Is being dyslexic this morning. < Is not a hoax. < Is 100% authentic. V Is only 99.9% authentic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ has interesting statistics. < is watered down by 70% or so. V realises that puts < very close to drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Needs a life preserver. < Doesn't have one. V Knows how to tread water, so V will be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ lousy lifeguard < very strong swimmer so < is not worried. V swims like a rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Swims like a fish. < Swims like a fish that thinks it's a cat. V Is laughing at < now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ superb metaphor, er... simile. < seemingly recalls that a simile is a metaphor but with the modifier that like, as or than must be included. V knows for certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Knows <'s penchant for grammar. < Metaphor: "Men are dogs." They just plain are dogs. < Simile: "Men are like dogs." They are like dogs. V Is enlightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ well done < is now on <'s to a higher plane of existance. V prefers to achieve higher states via chemical and/or sexual means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ Achieves higher planes from knowledge. < Achieves higher planes from orgasms. V Thinks <'s way is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^ braggart < not sure. Knowledge can be gained alone and no one snickers when you brag about achieving it by spending an hour reading. <Would read until eyes fell out, if they let < V would rather write then read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ Depends on what I'm reading. If it's "Cloud Mows the Lawn," then < would much rather be writing. < If it's a decent fic, < would rather read it though. V Didn't enjoy "Cloud Mows the Lawn" either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ Is seriously mistaken. < Would do anything at this point to stop the achy feeling in her back. V Knows a good cure for achy backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ needs a wicked backrub < gives wicked backrubs V knows how to ship a backrub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ should try overnight. < less of a great back rubber, more of a bad ass foot rubber. V thinks it should be rubbist to prevent confusion with condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ Context is everything. < Is now seeing Daz's man harem idea as a good one, provided they all have strong hands for rubbing <'s achy body parts. < Mind has gone blank. V ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ Has finally seen the light! < Admits that foot and back rubbing were on the job list for the man harem. V Thinks there were several other jobs there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ quite right < would apply for the doggy style position. V groaned at the pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 ^ Wants to make < groan! < Was actually laughing, more than groaning. V Is diappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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